The “m” stands for Mumblety-peg.
John DiFool was in a transporter accident and got fused with McDonalds advertising character Grimace. The result created Barney the Dinosaur.
Intergalactic Gladiator has been banned from the fighting pits of 744 worlds by last count of the Intergalactic Gladiatorial Commission. He has been repeatedly cited for unsportsmanlike conduct, use of unapproved poison, mispronounced alien profanity, and poor oral hygiene.
Elendil’s Heir had his third nipple surgically removed, but decided to keep the fourth, fifth and sixth ones.
Gyrate is a dervish.
Every December, Nava sings holiday songs but changes the lyrics to fit her name, Feliz Navadad and Nava Nagila are her two favorites.
Intergalactic Gladiator was kicked out of GWAR for not being bloody enough.
snfaulkner has devised a machine to measure the healthfulness factor of snot and other bodily fluids.
Ironically, Annie-Xmas is Jewish.
Slow Moving Vehicle smells of elderberries.
davidm’s mother was a hamster.
Knorf auditioned for the role of Mork in “Mork and Mindy”. He was escorted from the studio after a fistfight with the show’s producers when they refused to change the show’s title to “Knorf and Mindy”.
gkster can converse with squirrels, but only when they’re in heat, and only in leap years.
Elendil’s Heir was born in Kenya and refuses to release his long form birth certificate.
davidm holds the honorary title of “Poopmaster General of Brunei”. He doesn’t like to brag about it, but sometimes at night in his bedroom he’ll admire himself in the full-length mirror, wearing nothing but the official Poopmaster General hat.
Gyrate has a brain condition which causes him to spread silly rumors.
davidm has a bowel condition which causes him to poop up to 19 times a day. Hence the honorary title of “Poopmaster General of Brunei”.
Annie-Xmas was born and has several IMDB credits under the name Ann-Marie Michaelmas.
Nava holds the patent for a device that knits mittens out of extra-long live earthworms. Unfortunately, her “Wigglemittens” business has yet to find any investors.
Gyrate was the admiral of a fleet of yellow submarines back in the 60’s.