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Knorf is always clearing his throat. Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…Knorf…

WILL YOU PLEASE KNOCK IT OFFF??

102

Annie-Xmas was the original drummer for the Butthole Surfers, but left when they sold out to the Man.

103

Slow Moving Vehicle declares his seven gerbils (Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Dopey, Sleepy, Daryl and Daryl) as dependents on his tax return.

104

CK likes to look into other people’s apartments at night with her gleaming ear to ear smile, charming the socks off of them all…

105

John DiFool is a total math geek, having published numerous ground-breaking mathematics papers, all from the basement of his sister’s house, where he subsists on grilled-cheese sandwiches and cheap beer.

106

Knorf is best friends with a fellow in his employ, Chefguy. So while the former is clearing his throat, “knorf knorf knorf,” the other is preparing Swedish meatballs, “bork bork bork.” After they leave work, they’re getting tandem tattoos of a fork at a place in Newark. That’s near the trendy club Stork, that sells only pork to not just any old dork.

I think I’ll go back now and lork. I mean lurk.

107

faithfool once spent three weeks in a bathysphere exploring what might’ve made the Cuyahoga river catch on fire.

108

Elfkin has six toes. On each finger.

109

Slow Moving Vehicle’s right pinkie toe was run over by a Zamboni, hence his name.

110

Intergalactic Gladiator is the inventor of the best trash bag in the universe.

111

CheshireCat was actually Alice’s lover.

112

I am a math teacher, and can at least write some math programs on my calculator. Doc told me to cut out the cholesterol tho (and I have), and I have been a lifelong teetotaler, now a blueberry juice junkie.
GaryM: The “M” stands for “miasma”…

113

John is my alter ego. I trot him out when I wish to be a boy. He burps better, can reach stuff on the top shelf and allows me to play in his size 13 Reeboks.

114

Faithfool was a Trump Party delegate to Cleveland.

115

No fair. I quit. :stuck_out_tongue:

116

PoppaSan had an Italian dad and a Japanese mom, and a half-brother who was Serbian-French-Nigerian-Singaporean. They never met.

117

Elendil’s Heir was employed by Peter Jackson as a consultant on The Return of the King, but was dismissed for “repeatedly and inappropriately touching” Orlando Bloom’s wig.

118

Due to some…“unpleasantness” at the library, Slow Moving Vehicle can never go back.

119

snfaulkner played Rutger Hauer in the 1985 movie Ladyhawke.

120

If you feed Christopher Walken after midnight, you get Walken After Midnight.