Bullitt recently auctioned off his collection of vintage Ford Mustangs in order to pay for a new building to house his gigantic sex toy collection.
NINJAED!
Annie-Xmas works as an acquisition manager in said sex toy collection.
As everyone probably already knows, Knorf chose his name after the Knighted Nationalists Of Royal Finland, of which he is a loyal and decorated member.
Intergalactic Gladiator is NOT an intergalactic Gladiator, he’s merely interestellar.
Frodo loves to find nursing mothers and ask the baby “Excuse me, are you going to finish that?” It’s why he can’t ride mass transit in NYC, DC, or San Francisco.
Sampiro auditions for a spot as an extra on “The Sopranos”, was unsuccessful and in a fit of pique has never watched an episode.
If Thule is Iceland, and Ultima Thule is Greenland, then penultima thule must be…
unemployed, in Greenland.
For reasons known only to him, his lawyer, and the governor of Montana, Bullitt uses sour cream and onion dip as deodorant.
Intergalactic Gladiator did not turn all those puppies into pies, despite what that boatload of nuns claimed.
He turned them into lasagna.
Gyrate’s nun-fetish dates back to Sister Anne the Beloved, who taught him in Grade Five.
Northern Piper is the world’s only Inuit bagpipe player. His home in Inuvik, NWT has been egged by every other resident of the village.
Only 8/10 of Chefguy’s restaurants have been successful. The rest became raunchy strip clubs or county Republican HQs.
Every month or two, on average, Knorf has an after-midnight phone call from Joe Biden asking him to drop everything and come to Washington to give the Vice President a foot massage.
Elendil’s Heir is a charter member of the South Dakota Society of Abacus Brains.
Elendil’s Heir bought his title of SDSAB for the princely sum of $29.99. He can’t even spell “science.” He’s still waiting for his change, too.
CheshireKat runs naked 2 miles through the Washington state landscape every morning before settling down to “chores.”
burpo is an escapee from a flea circus. He was the side act because of his ability to belch so strongly, he moved their tent from town to town. No travel necessary. And in return, his only desire was to wear the green tutu with purple rhinestones. Which he still gets to do every Thursday afternoon from noon to 2:30. I know, I have pictures.
**faithfool **knows what it’s like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
Biotop’s parents were circus performers and intended to name him after their workplace where they met, but there was a typo in his baptismal certificate which they never were able to correct.
Northern Piper can blow a pipe both from his northern and southern “openings.”
Annie-Xmas is actually a sock puppet for a sweaty, 500-pound dude who has previously appeared on the Dope with such usernames as Sandy-Easter, Penny-LaborDay, Judy-IndependenceDay and Susan-Thanksgiving.
Elendil’s Heir is actually a projection of the Hypnotoad.