burpo the wonder mutt’s agent tried to get him some on-stage time at either the Republican or Democratic national conventions this year, but both turned him down, seeing little need for a yodeling, juggling, three-legged, incontinent Labrador/Dalmatian/Chihuahua mix to entertain the delegates.
Elendil’s Heir is, in fact, Ed Sullivan’s heir. And all he was left upon Ed’s demise was a really big shoe.
mmm
Mean Mr. Mustard did it in the conservatory with the candlestick. Also, despite this, he’s usually really nice.
Knorf is the illegitimate son of Tim Conway, named for the sound made by Siamese twin elephants connected at the trunk sneezing in a famous sketch. Conway has never acknowledged him but did name his most famous character Dorf in his honor.
As they have since 1977, Sampiro and samclem meet once a year in Cannes for a weekend of torrid sex, gourmet meals and mind-bending performance art.
Elendil’s Heir has never read any of J.R.R.Tolkien or even seen the complete films. He just has a thing for Peter McKenzie who plays Elendil.
gkster has cooties
snfaulkner (short for “Snapper Nailgun Fallout Adamantine Ulkner”) is an award-winning spiritualist and hairspray test subject.
Elendil’s Heir is [del]beld[/del] BALD!
Annie-Xmas is actually a reincarnated Annie Oakley without the marksmanship skills.
Elendil’s Heir is a psychopath on the internet, but a normal person outside the internet.
ultimate11 is known for flipping the double bird (holding up both middle figures at once)
Annie X-mas wears a special necklace with a bead for every ear and nose she has bitten off (so the story goes) of every sales clerk who’s pissed her off.
Sampiro is Crolatvian for Swamp King. And although he regales us with erudite tales of his Ivy League type life, in reality, he sails the bayou with a peg arm (from gator wrestlin’), one and a half glass eyes and an aardvark as a co-captain. When they’re not whipping up etouffee with frog legs, they’re searching for Bigger Foot. He makes his booty from every rat he shoots (with a slingshot) and stuffs, then mounts in typical Mardi Gras garb. Be very afraid, especially of the aardvark. I hear it’s rabid.
Faithfool actually lives in West Texas, and is the leading sponsor of an illicit armadillo racing gang.
Knorf is Tim Conway IRL. His career has been reduced to posting on message boards, and it is only a matter of time before he is spit out at the bottom of the porn industry.
Chefguy is neither a chef nor a guy.
Intergalactic Gladiator washed out of the NASA space program, and boy is he pissed. He’s on a mission to feed all astronauts to the lions after lopping off their heads. This, to better his chances to get into NASA. It hasn’t been too effective.
So far.
Well, you’re half right.
Bullitt’s favorite word is Bullshit, but the powers that be would not let him use that for a Doper name.