Knorf spent ten years working as an editor at Knopf before being fired for playing Gnip Gnop while drunk and naked.
I heard from Becky in homeroom that Elendil’s Heir likes Jennifer. Jennifer H. Not Jen B. Don’t tell anyone though.
Holy hell! You know about that?
Elendil’s Heir is actually a Southron, the son of a Haradrim Oliphant kennel clener.
Eta: Ninjaed!
Snfaulkner is the love child of Elizabeth Taylor and Arthur Miller.
**Knorf **can, from memory, recite pi to the eleven millionth decimal place.
Elendil’s Heir is a hair boutique in Prague run by the Czech former world no.1 professional tennis player, Ivan Lendl.
Elendil’s heir killed Elendil in order to inherit his fortune.
Walken After Midnight has a fever. A fever that can only satisfied by more…triangle.
E-DUB has a somewhat successful business selling fake gold jewelry to up and coming rappers.
Leftfield6’s favorite movie is Showgirls.
Biotop is a committed conservationist who wants to bring biodiversity to Lake Mead by making it the world’s largest beaver dam.
penultima thule has a pet cat who loves to hit the letters on the computer keyboard, but has yet to figure out how to use the shift key.
Annie-Xmas is a Roman Catholic Sister devoted to the cause of the beatification of Sister Bertrille, the Flying Nun.
Marge Simpson voice: I cannot begin to tell you what is wrong with that statement.
Prof. Pepperwinkle’s first crush was Sally Field. He liked her; he really, really liked her.
Annie-Xmas and Sally Field were sorority sisters at Blawnox State University but have not been on speaking terms since the unfortunate Botswana pickle-juice incident at their 10th reunion.
Elendil’s Heir is looking forward to his inheritance of $10,000,000 minus Elendil’s current amounts owed to creditors including the IRS.
Enjoy your $10.42 buddy.
Annie-Xmas is actually a bigger fan of Halloween.
Knorf likes to eat spiders.
snfaulkner was Sgt. Shultz’ body double on Hogan’s Heroes.
Mean Mr Mustard is actually a really sweet old lady with a slight ketchup fetish.
leftfield6 killed and ate his brothers, leftfield1 thru 5.
snfaulkner misspelled his last name; he screwed up The Sound and the Furry, too!