Make up a rumour about the above user

Knorf spent ten years working as an editor at Knopf before being fired for playing Gnip Gnop while drunk and naked.

I heard from Becky in homeroom that Elendil’s Heir likes Jennifer. Jennifer H. Not Jen B. Don’t tell anyone though.

Holy hell! You know about that?

Elendil’s Heir is actually a Southron, the son of a Haradrim Oliphant kennel clener.

Eta: Ninjaed!

Snfaulkner is the love child of Elizabeth Taylor and Arthur Miller.

**Knorf **can, from memory, recite pi to the eleven millionth decimal place.

Elendil’s Heir is a hair boutique in Prague run by the Czech former world no.1 professional tennis player, Ivan Lendl.

Elendil’s heir killed Elendil in order to inherit his fortune.

Walken After Midnight has a fever. A fever that can only satisfied by more…triangle.

E-DUB has a somewhat successful business selling fake gold jewelry to up and coming rappers.

Leftfield6’s favorite movie is Showgirls.

Biotop is a committed conservationist who wants to bring biodiversity to Lake Mead by making it the world’s largest beaver dam.

penultima thule has a pet cat who loves to hit the letters on the computer keyboard, but has yet to figure out how to use the shift key.

Annie-Xmas is a Roman Catholic Sister devoted to the cause of the beatification of Sister Bertrille, the Flying Nun.

Marge Simpson voice: I cannot begin to tell you what is wrong with that statement.

Prof. Pepperwinkle’s first crush was Sally Field. He liked her; he really, really liked her.

Annie-Xmas and Sally Field were sorority sisters at Blawnox State University but have not been on speaking terms since the unfortunate Botswana pickle-juice incident at their 10th reunion.

Elendil’s Heir is looking forward to his inheritance of $10,000,000 minus Elendil’s current amounts owed to creditors including the IRS.

Enjoy your $10.42 buddy.

Annie-Xmas is actually a bigger fan of Halloween.

Knorf likes to eat spiders.

snfaulkner was Sgt. Shultz’ body double on Hogan’s Heroes.

Mean Mr Mustard is actually a really sweet old lady with a slight ketchup fetish.

leftfield6 killed and ate his brothers, leftfield1 thru 5.

snfaulkner misspelled his last name; he screwed up The Sound and the Furry, too!