Burpo the wonder mutt regularly freaks out and runs around the room screaming “DEJA VU! DEJA VU!”
CheshireKat is morbidly afraid of forks.
After 25 years of research trying to disprove the legitimacy of the mass marriage ceremony he and his then fiancée participated in as members of the Moonies in the early 1980’s , davidm recently conceded that he is in fact, married.
To kimmiJ…
Frodo knew about Gollum all along.
burpo the wonder mutt tried Gas-X, probiotics, and even cutting down on soft drinks but nothing stops him from burpoing.
Intergalactic Gladiator sleep walks, which is the cause of a lot of the recent clown hysteria.
davidm was a member of Menudo before Ricky Martin.
swampspruce is the person behind all of those Nigerian scam emails.
davidm pronounces the Boss’s name as “Spruce Bringsteen.”
**Annie-Xmas **pronounces the Boss’s name as “Brun Springsteece”.
Because her boss’s name is actually Brun Springsteece
Princhester bought his Christmas tree three weeks ago (you know, to beat the crowd) and is annoyed that it’s not going to last through December.
Intergalactic Gladiator refuses to have a Christmas tree at all for reasons of authenticity. He considers that a Christmas tree must have a star on top, and we don’t yet have nuclear fusion reactors.
Princhester knows the secret to controlled fusion but won’t tell anyone because he doesn’t want Intergalactic Gladiator to have a Christmas tree.
davidm believes that the lyrics of one of Bruce Springsteen’s songs contain a personal insult directed at him specifically. As a consequence a few years ago davidm set out on an expedition - by taxi - to steal the Boss’s Christmas tree. The expedition was nominally successful, but for obvious reasons it is actually Spruce Bringsteen’s Christmas tree that has had pride of place in **davidm’s **living room each Christmas for the last few years.
Princhester has 5 1/2 toes on his third foot.
davidm runs a discreet shop providing clothes and footwear to people with embarrassingly unusual body parts. Well, supposedly discreet, anyway.
Princhester is the model for the Cheetos Cheetah.
Annie-Xmas was once in a cage match with Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth… it was a draw.
janis and c0 once drew a picture of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth in a cage that was so bad she set a match to it.