Annie-Xmas mailed a diorama of Boxing Helena to Tim Burton; Ms. Bonham Carter was not amused and struck Annie off their mailing list.
During a full moon swampspruce becomes Donald Trump. The rest of the time, he’s played by a stunt double.
Currently plays Ducky on NCIS. Formerly played the part of Ilya Karyakin.
Prof. Pepperwinkle’s line of spearmint candies can only be found at your great-aunt’s house.
burpo the wonder mutt is your great-aunt.
Princhester is a monkey’s great-uncle.
Contrary to her constant claims, Annie-Xmas does not fart rainbows.
davidm considers himself a foremost expert in fart rainbows and has hundreds of hours of research, examination, and experimentation on them. Despite his pedigree in this subject, he was still laughed out of the offices of the New England Journal of Medicine.
Intergalactic Gladiator was laughed out of the offices of the National Enquire.
davidm wrote an obscene poem on a matchbook cover and threw it into Angela Lansbury’s yard.
Nonsuch negates reality so forcefully that he turns people into randomly colored Gummi Bears whenever he touches them.
John DiFool has always wanted to be a mauve Gummi Bear but always thought it would be impossible. Then he learned about Nonsuch. So *close *and yet so far…
Princhester has been very prickly about the subject of Gummi Bears since the incident. It’s best not to remind him of the incident.
Intergalactic Gladiator dresses up as a clown and terrorizes the citizens of North Carolina.
davidm leaves a dollar on every public toilet he uses to cover the cost of the flushed water.
Victor Charlie gives Monopoly money to homeless people, just to yank their chain.
panache45 has a pan ache for 45 minutes every morning.
Annie-Xmas has a Ken doll she painted orange. She named him Chuck Pumpkins and she keeps him in a cage with her pet pot-bellied pig, Barbie-rella.
CheshireKat is the world’s only inverse quintuple amputee. Her body had to be amputated as a result of a kinky sex accident* but the doctors were able to save her head, legs and arms.
*CheshireKat herself was merely making a sandwich in her kitchen at the time. It was the neighbours who were having kinky sex.
**Princhester ** has an old non-functioning clock radio named Lady Princhester that he carries everywhere with him.