davidm likes to invent new types of weapons in his spare time. So far, he’s invented the Chain-Sticks, which is two foot long pieces of wood connected by a chain, the Spikey Pole, which is a sharp point at the end of a stick, and also the Stuff Stopper, which actually isn’t a weapon, it’s more a defensive device made out of wood or metal that you can hold up so other people don’t hit you with stuff.
Intergalactic Gladiator has a collection of every Star Trek character’s doll ever made (still in original packaging, naturally), and every night he reads them a bedtime story in Klingon.
Every time Annie-Xmas goes to the supermarket she gets into an argument with the employees over the price of bullion cubes.
davidm’s best friend is an invisible clown named Tojo.
Prof. Pepperwinkle has doctorates in both psychology and parapsychology
Cardigan has one green fingernail, to symbolize his love of broccoli.
The “m” stands for “minkey”…
John DiFool got his user name from being in The Fight -to-the-Death Club and having his opponent yell “John! Die, Fool.” John won, and gave up the sport.
Annie-Xmas killed John F. Kennedy. John F. Kennedy was the name of the neighbor’s incontinent cat. She hired a former Marine to do it.
Victor Charlie knows this about Annie-Xmas because he’s the former Marine she hired.
davidm knows this because he was bugging my phone conversations as part of his stalking me. I now have a restraining order against him.
And davidm P.S. Your Cat Is Dead
Annie-Xmas was the star of a remarkable one-woman show, Cat.
gigi spent large amounts of time and money on a complex convoluted scheme to convince Annie-Xmas that my cat was dead, even though I have never owned a cat.
davidm does own a hamster and several sheep.
If I catch Annie-Xmas lurking around my sheep pen in the middle of the night one more time I will call the police. They are NOT her “widdle wuv toys”.
The local police are starting to get pretty sick and tired of davidm calling them about the “weirdoes” who are “lurking” around his “sheep pen.”
Intergalactic Gladiator eats Alphabits for breakfast, but only eats dirty words, and giggles the whole time.
**davidm **has a worryingly detailed knowledge of the private habits of other dopers. Mind you, the same could be said about a number of participants in this thread.
Princhester actually believes the contents of this thread. As I type this, he is cutting up magazines in order to construct blackmail notes based on the “revelations” he’s reading.
davidm has never read a magazine or newspaper in his entire life.