Annie-Xmas still has every magazine and newspaper she has ever read in her entire life. Her goal now is to read them all again. The problem is that new ones keep arriving…
davidm owns and has read every magazine or newspaper he has ever appeared in.
Princhester also has every magazine and newspaper davidm has appeared in, as well. What he does with them in the privacy of his own home is no one’s business but his own.
Slow Moving Vehicle has a fetish for imagining people doing things in the privacy of their own home while viewing magazines and news articles about people they know. It’s best not to disabuse him of the factual basis of his fantasies; it only makes him angry and sad.
Princhester has this weird idea that I’ve ever appeared in even one magazine or newspaper.
Sigh. davidm sometimes needs to think more carefully about tedious and poor attemptsat clever in-jokes by other posters.
Princhester’s mother wears army boots.
davidm started this whole killer clown hysteria.
Annie-Xmas is co-starring in this year’s Alicia Witt Hallmark holiday movie. It won’t help.
burpo the wonder mutt isn’t really a dog. His name is really murpo the wonder butt.
davidm has been shirking his duties as the ancient coroner on “NCIS” just to post here. Whatever floats your boat, Illya.
burpo got his nickname from the horrendous blast that burst forth after he imbibed some Mad Dog No. 9 Plutonium hot sauce with his beef & beans burrito, and chased it with 2 pints of Don Julio 1942 tequila.
John DiFool? More like John THE Fool, amiright??? I bet that rumour about him being a fool isn’t a rumour at all!
[no, it isn’t. :p]
Whiskey Dickens listens to bands which are hybrids of brutal death metal and 70’s MOR, with names like Dripping Decayed Daffodils and Pustulent Petunias.
John DiFool is rigging the election if Florida.
Victor Charlie collects butterflies, but he tears off and discards the wings before mounting them.
We all know what davidm does now, but very few people know that he was once a Wall Street futures trader who burnt out.
davidm has prehensile toes.
Slow Moving Vehicle has difficulty following rules.
davidm is actually a very advanced orangutan who escaped from a research lab and now spends his days messing with us feeble humans. And Isamu is feeling left out of the fun.