slightly askew and Isamu are conjoined twins.
davidm has put up every single penny of the campaign to elect PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.
Annie-Xmas has been sending nude photos of herself to Anthony Weiner for years, trying unsuccessfully to get him to sext with her.
Well…well…well…so has davidm. And don’t get me started on his texts with Jim McGreevey and yes, with The Donald.
Annie-Xmas and davidm are actually one person (notice that you never see them in the same room at the same time) who enjoys gossiping about themself on internet message boards.
**slightly askew ** is distantly related to a former vice president. His real name is **Slightly Agnew **
davidm and Annie-Xmas were married in a pagan ceremony at 11:59PM, Oct. 31st. The congregation threw Skittles and M&Ms.
… all of which best man burpo the wonder mutt secretly licked, before the ceremony.
(Busted)
Slow Moving Vehicle actually had his left turn signal on the entire trip from Oakland, CA to Boston, MA and never left the left lane. And never went above 35 MPH. When he reached the end of I-90, he–merrily left-blinking the whole time–made a RIGHT turn onto Neptune Rd., the wrong way on a one way street. Hilarity ensued.
Anyone who licks my M&M’s and Skittles take note: burpo the wonder mutt is now minus his tongue. Do it again, and he’ll be missing another appendage.
Annie-Xmas is once again approaching that time of year where she has to spend an inordinate amount of her day explaining to friends, co-workers, small children and random strangers that no, her name does not in fact have anything to do with Christmas.
[Fresh meat at long last!]
Atomic Alex got his name from having some old school chums give him the atomic wedgie from Hell-he’s still yanking bits of his old underwear from his nether regions to this day.
John DiFool is actually a bastardisation of ‘Join the Fool’, for what exactly has never been explained and those that have aren’t willing to talk about it.
[Sorry, this will probably be a drive-by contribution, I’m not very good at this as you can tell…btw its ‘her’, thankfully I’ve never received a wedgie in my life, it doesn’t look fun] 
Atomic Alex is married to Atomic Alexandra, and their seven children are Atomic Aaron, Atomic Andrew, Atomic Alice, Atomic Angelia, Atomic Angela, and the twins Atomic Aloha and Atomic Ahola.
Annie-Xmas lives in a gigantic shoe. Her dog’s name is Tige, he lives there too.
Prof. Pepperwinkle has the world’s largest collection of Star Trek style salt and pepper shakers (3,141,592).
John DiFool has been on the phone all morning trying to find out how he can get his name on the Presidential ballot by tomorrow, in the hopes of taking advantage of the low satisfaction ratings of both candidates.
davidm has been on the phone all morning trying to find out how he can get his name *off *the Presidential ballot at this late date.
Annie-Xmas always writes in her own name for every race when she votes.
It took a poll worker 45 minutes to explain to davidm that yes, he was in the right place, but no, it’s not the “Pepsi Challenge.”
“No, Mr. davidm, the people wearing red, white, and blue aren’t here to show their support for Pepsi over Coke.”