Slightly askew once drank beer of Donald Trumps body
Reecejackox has been in a coma for the past 11 months, and didn’t realize this was a zombie thread.
Annie-Xmas registered to attend classes at Evergreen State College because saw immature students trying to run things and she identified with them. She stayed on after the students failed with she learned that the school mascot was a geoduck.
boson is pleading with Annie-Xmas to let me the hell outta this damn dog house! It smells in here!
burpo is actually a Super mutt, but tries to avoid emergency calls by downplaying his abilities.
TruCelt actually dyes his hair red and gets pigmentation lightening treatments.
Knowed Out was once literally knocked out by Hillary Clinton, who has a helluva punch.
Annie-Xmas once brought a lawsuit against Knowed Out because her real name is Gwen Stefani.
burpo is more or less housebroken, but you take your chances if you leave him unattended in your living room for long.
Elendil’s Heir put down a sweet 50 bones on the Vikings winning the Superbowl.
Intergalactic Gladiator has tried five times to win the title of Multiverse Gladiator, but never quite pulled it off.
Elendil’s Heir is actually the illegitimate son of Elendil’s Cousin.
TruCelt is half-Anglo on his mother’s side.
Derleth’s parents belonged to a secret society, charged with protection and preservation of an ancient artifact.
Typo Negative’s arch enemy is Copy Editer.
Knowed Out once hatched an elaborate scheme to steal a bandana off Axl Rose’s head.
Nonsuch is the love child of Nonesuch and Heynonnynonnysuch, and was born with three spleens.
Elendil’s Heir wasn’t just an extra in the first *Avengers *movie. He was actually Tom Hiddleston’s body double for the distance shots. The Loki headgear tended to fly off Hiddleston’s head when the wind picked up, so EH stood in for him when weather conditions got blustery, having a more snug head.
Knowed Out has, for the past 18 years, been president of the Orson Bean Fan Club. He has turned an entire room of his house into a virtual Orson Bean shrine, decorating it with portraits (photographic and painted), magazine covers, calligraphied poems, and letters written by the actor.
Elendil’s Heir breeds turtles, keeping most of them in buckets in his backyard.