Intergalactic Gladiator sneaks into Elendil’s Heir’s backyard at night and steals turtles to make soup.
DavidM used to follow the Partridge Family on tour, hoping to score with cute tambourine player Suzanne Crough.
**astorian **has been known to.
Dr Seuss stole the title of **Mr Zox’s **first adult novel “Fox in Zox” and refused to pay royalties.
penultima thule has never read any poem ever,after that traumatic childhood experience with Dr. Seuss.
Annie-Xmas changed her name to appear more “literary.” Her real name is Mary-.
burpo can sit, roll over, play dead and balance your checkbook, but his fuzzy little legs are too short to reach the pedals in his master’s 18-wheeler.
Elendil’s Heir isn’t sure what it is he inherited, but it smells funny. And burbles.
As a kid, Mr Zox would hop on Pop, but now he’s a Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz (as you can plainly see).
burpo the wonder mutt auditioned to be Scooby Doo’s sidekick, but lost out to Scrappy Doo. After Scrappy was universally despised by audiences, **burpo **has made it a point to drive by Hanna-Barbera studios and shout “See, I told you so!”
Knowed Out regularly places Craigslist ads offering to sell his toenail clippings.
davidm buys toenail clippings off Craigslist ads.
Intergalactic Gladiator is still looking for the next ship off this tiny, miserable little backgalaxy dirtball we call “Earth.”
Elendil’s Heir gathers dust bunnies from under his bed and sells them on eBay as “magic pixie dust”.
davidm’s m stands for malarkey.
Mean Mr. Mustard is actually a very cordial box of cherries.
zazzles is actually Kim Jong-un.
davidm named his clowder of cats Dr. Robert Oppenheimer, Enrico Fermi, Richard Feynman, Edward Teller, Otto Frisch, and the last cat was going to be named Hermann von Helmholtz, he found him so zazzy that he named him Zazzles.
Annie-Xmas poisons pigeons in the park, cackling the whole time.
davidm eats pigeons for dinner every night, and someday I hope he gets a poisoned one cackle cackle.