Annie is so jealous of Jesus stealing her birthday, she draws devil horns on all his pictures.
Knowed Out follows Annie-Xmas around, erasing the devil horns, with tears streaming down his face.
davidm is a fourth son; his older brothers are adamm, bobm and calvinm.
Elendil’s Heir’s secret rat turds and onions recipe actually includes some rabbit turds.
Intergalactic Gladiator has actually lived their entire life within the same zip code, and gets queasy at the sight of blood.
penultima thule is actually the one before the antepenultima Thule.
Mr. Zox owns a fox that lives in a box under the docks, wears socks, route for the Red Sox and the White Sox, owns a clock tha tonly tocks, knows how to box, carries a glock to protect his locks, never knocks, has chicken pox and a pet rock, owns some stocks, and only eats lox.
Annie Xmas wears Lorax pajamas.
Knowed Out farts every time he sees “Knowed Out” name in print. Due to peer pressure, Knowed Out now takes the laptop outside to look at Thread Games.
boson has to always be on the lookout for jealous fermions who assault him because of his ability to have more than one of his identical selves occupy the same quantum state.
Knowed Out once broke an urban land speed record only because of being afraid to miss a rerun of Green Acres.
boson acutually registered with the handle; bosom, but the Mods changed it in a fit of puritranical totalitarianism.
AK84 pefers his steak raw, smothered in mayonnaise.
davidm worked as a spy on the government for his uncle before becoming a medical experience for the Nasty Criminal Incriminating Suckas.
Annie-Xmas uses terms like “medical experience” that no one else understands.
davidm uses terminals that no one understands, including himself.
Mr Zox is writing an expose to prove once and for all that the 1969 moon landing was actually filmed on Mars.
boson is the founding (and sole) member of the Pyramidal Earth Society.
davidm has peered amid a lot of different things.
Mr Zox failed to convince the IOC to include Tongue-Snowflake Catching for the 2018 games.