Boson tripped over a lady’s purse in the stands at the 1998 Winter Olympic games. He fell forward onto the ice, banging his head and completely forgetting who or where he was. He curled three rounds for Bosnia before the other team noticed the substitution and complained.
TruCelt pulls for the Lakers.
Knowed Out pulls off the Lakers.
davidm is a self learning bot, and has come to the Straight Dope to expand his horizons. Unfortunately he only bounces around The Pit and IMHO, and we’ll ultimate create Cyber Hitler.
Whiskey Dickens prefers to drink the blood of the guilty to that of the innocent because the blood of the guilty has more zing.
Intergalactic Gladiator STILL can’t afford the spacesuit/armor that will allow him to slaughter aliens by the billions. The GoFundMe page isn’t helping, either.
burpo the wonder mutt owns a wonder mitt that allows him to slaughter cats by the billions.
Annie-Xmas hangs out on street corners offering to show her ankle to passers-by for a quarter.
davidm has successfully sued (for $400 million) the SOB hospital that f#&*^@ him up and will give every man, woman and child in the US $1 for coming down to the hospital and shaking his hand.
(Just read about your dilemma, get well soon.)
burpo the wonder mutt was accused of texting photos of his weiner to underaged school children, but it was proven that his account was hacked, as burpo had been fixed and the photo was not.
**Annie-Xmas ** ha made Indecent Advances to the Elf On The Shelf.
Bosda has already bought nine Lannisters on the Bannister, but refuses to give any away as gifts: Lannister on the Bannister - YouTube
Elendil’s Heir can walk on snow without sinking.
**Knowed Out **goes bananas whenever someone says the word “bananas.”
EmilyG is a distant cousin of the late SNL fictional character Emily Litella, but has a much better sense of hearing.
Elendil’s Heir has taken out 19 contracts on Elendil, hiring 19 of the worst hitmen known to men. Elendil is still alive and kicking, and trying to get around to changing his will. The way he procrastinates, it’s doubtful he will ever die.
I’ve heard tell that Annie-Xmas has a summer vacation house at the North Pole, with hot and cold running polar bears.
Elendil’s Heir ran for Dogcatcher in Oomphtha, Ohio, demonstrated, in a live commercial, how to catch a dog but got snared in the net as the dog sat and watched.
boson, secretly hired by my opponent in that campaign, specially trained that dog to get me entangled, and I shall quite likely never forgive him or her for it.
Elendil’s Heir is still recovering from that black eye he received from boson for telling him his name should be spelled “b-o-a-t-s-w-a-i-n.”