burpo wasn’t the dog in question, but dated her for awhile in obedience school before realizing she was a total bitch.
Elendil’s Heir, dude. It’s spelled “hair.” We know you love Elendil’s hair, we want you to start an ATMB thread about getting your handle corrected.
Honestly.
Whiskey Dickens plans to bring a musical edition of Phantom of the Opera to Broadway next year.
You may remember Annie-Xmas from her starring roles in such Broadway musical flops as Carrie 2: The Bloodening; Sunday in the Park with George, Irving, Maggie, Telemachus, Seymour and Euphelba; Cecil: A Straight Dope Extravaganza and Blawnox!
Elendil’s Heir is an avatar of the god Odin, and is suing the Marvel Universe production company for their false portrayal of him in their blockbusters, especially since he’s not getting a cut.
Endel’s Heir and Prof. Pepperwinkle are conjoined twins who are stalking me.
Annie-Xmas sends Christmas cards to Endel’s Heir, Handel’s Ear, Heimdall’s Hair and Salman Rushdie. None of them ever send her one.
Elendil’s Heir has hundreds of bags of leaves and twigs in the basement. It’s all part of an elaborate scheme to draw more sparrows and starlings into his neighborhood.
Intergalactic Gladiator is skilled in the use of the longsword, epee, saber, dagger, lance, trident, mace, halberd, adze, flail, blaster, pulse rifle and toenail cutter.
Elendil’s Heir has bought up the rights to My Fair Lady, & is systematically & painstakingly removing the songs & music, & turning it back into Pygmalion.
Bosda Di’Chi is why Tricor can’t have nice things.
Prof Pepperwinkle is the king of bronies.
davidm is the king of Brussels sprouts.
Though Intergalactic Gladiator has never traveled the galaxy, he did once kill a man in one on one combat in front of a cheering crowd.
Crazy Canuck is actually a Mad Turk.
Prof. Pepperwinkle holds honorary doctorates from the Blawnox Prim Women’s Collegiate Institute, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and Starfleet Academy. He used to have one from the University of Woolloomooloo, too, but the cat ate it.
Elendil’s Heir has restraining orders from Leonard Nimoy, Carl Sagan, Bill Nye and Stan Lee. He had one from Sheldon Cooper, but the cat pooped on it.
Annie-Xmas was born on December 25 and to this day is still just a little annoyed at Jesus for getting all the attention that day.
Elendil’s parents were linguists, and taught him to speak 17 different languages. Unfortunately, he has little to say and only ever uses them to complain about the weather.
TruCelt only speaks Esperanto and uses Google Translate to post on the SDMB.