Prof. Pepperwinkle is a huge fan of football teams punting on 3rd down.
Intergalactic Gladiator better not be making fun of the Canadian Football League, because we have the better set of rules! :mad:
Doesn’t matter anyways. I know for a fact you prefer the hamster races over all other sports. Told me it demonstrates your manliness to unabashedly enjoy watching such cuddly athletes.
Whiskey Dickens does not know where Northern Ontario is.
Asympotically fat is actually sympotically thin.
davidm once posed in the nude for students at the Poughkeepsie Higher Institute of Noble Learning and Stuff Like That There.
Professor Pepperwinkle once invented a machine for Superman to test that was supposed to make coffee in hyperflight so that those who broke the laws of time would have a fresh pot waiting for them when they arrived at their destination. It wound up making Superman’s toes talk in reverse Chinese instead.
Knowed Out is Gwen Stefani’s SD login. If you say the magic words (“Shake Blelton”) she’ll shriek and pelt you with little pickles.
Whiskey Dickens enjoys covering himself in bear grease and running naked, except for the bear grease, through the back alleys of Ontario while singing power ballads.
slightly askew was, in a previous life, entirely agnew and served as Vice President of the United States from 1969-1973.
Elendil’s Heir will be making his semi-annual vacation trip to the Shire this year, and will participate in the Battle of Bywater re-enactment. Orson Bean will be there too, in the role of Wormtongue this time.
Prof. Pepperwinkle does indeed suffer from the unfortunate condition his name would lead you to expect.
I refer, of course, to lumbago.
Mr Zox grows giant zucchinis for fun and profit.
slightly askew only drinks coffee when feeling slightly blue.
Annie has a very distinct aroma. A cross between wet drywall and aging fruit.
Hampshire has been banned from all six New England states
Annie-Xmas has been given the Keys to the City of every American conurbation over three million in population, but over the years - and for obvious reasons - she’s also been asked to return them all.
Elendil’s Heir is preparing a lawsuit for Wizards of the Coast against that plagiarist Tolkien.
Jonathan Chance was arrest for defacing Grant’s Tomb.
His defense was “He started it.”
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor has black hair with purple and green streaks in it. Yes, her hair is TRICOLORED.
Annie-Xmas is one to talk - her hair is a color unknown to modern science, a shade which makes small children cry, middle-aged barbers consider slitting their wrists and Latvian nurses yearn for the quiet, tree-shaded streets of Riga.