Whiskey Dickens has appeared in vacuum-cleaner porn under the stage name “Buck Naked Jr.”
Elendil’s Heir thinks that vacuum-cleaner porn sucks.
Elendil’s Heir appeared as my sidekick, “Wispy Dick-ends.”
Dammit! Ninja’d!
Crazy Canuck has a Justin Trudeau poster above his bed, and he falls asleep every night hoping that the tape fails, and he wakes up with Justin pressed against his face.
Whiskey Dickens saves pretty pennies. In ten years, the collection has only two keepers.
boson is a faithful member of the Illustrious Society of the Amateur Antediluvian Order of the Reciprocating Guild of Noble American Auxiliary Arm of the Incarnadine Merchant Bulls, a Division of Spumco.
Prof. Pepperwinkle greatly fears the Goldfish in his bowl…for no very apparent reason.
Bosda has an irrational, overwhelming and deep-seated fear of dryer lint, and has to hire others to clean the lint trap on his clothes dryer.
** Elendil’s Heir** fears nothing but fear itself … and paradoxes.
Blue Blistering Barnacle does not, in fact, cause blisters.
Mr. Zox is the reincarnation of Dr. Suess
Annie-Xmas was the second Jew to be born on Christmas day, and let me tell you, she’s not even half the messiah the other one was.
Turns wine into urine and is all like “miracles!”
Whiskey Dickens belongs to a Satanic church, but is too lazy to attend its services, and sleeps in. Satan hates him, and is going to send him to Heaven when he dies.
astorian has never told a story in her life.
Annie-Xmas is, in fact, a grand high priestess of the Church of Satan (Reformed Missouri Synod), but her duties are mainly ceremonial.
Elendil’s Heir is forbidden, by penalty of Law, from thinking about a monkey.
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor is currently undergoing chelation therapy for excess prepositions.
Blue Blistering Barnacle constantly thinks about a monkey, and nothing else.
** Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor ** regularly orders BDCT (bacon, dandelion and chewing tobacco) sandwiches in restaurants, but never eats them.
Annie X-mas is a generous soul and has made arrangements with every restaurant within a ten-block radius of Bosda’s luxury condo to prepay for his BDCTs, eaten or not.
Elendil’s Heir is personally sculpting a life-size statue of his idol Orson Bean out of old VHS copies of The Hobbit in another wild attempt at gaining the attentions of Keira Knightley.