What can one say about burpo the wonder mutt that hasn’t been said a dozen times before?
BBB blames the dog’s toots on himself.
Whiskey Dickens real name is Jack Daniels Oliver Twist
Annie-Xmas gets physically angry when she sees the phrase “Nobody doesn’t like Sarah Lee.”
Although coming a long time ago, from a galaxy far, far away, Intergalactic Gladiator only fights in local events.
Reliable sources tell me that BBB refills cream donuts.
Elendil’s Heir is a reliable source for cream filling for donuts.
BBB releases a cloud of dink when threatened.
Whiskey Dickens always knows when the Third Fleet is in town.
Crates of Elendil’s Heir’s scalp tonic, Heir Apparrent, sit in a vast warehouse filled with Mood rings, Pet Rocks and Arks of the Covenant.
Blue Blistering Barnacle saw to it, due to his Mafia connections, that the late Dopers Mood rings, Pet Rocks and Arks of the Covenant “had an accident.”
Elendil’s Heir never says what Elendil passed down to him. He’s hiding something.
Leo Bloom bears an uncanny resemblance to the telegraph operator aboard the Titanic.
- struggling to remember scene – can’t *
Leo Bloom’s memory is so poor that he forgot to write about Blue Blistering Barnacle for whom the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of mental disorders was written.
If one take’s all of boson’s DSM diagnosis numbers in order and decrypts with a simple substitution cipher, it reads “Paul is dead. I buried Paul”.
Blue Blistering Barnacle is a cheap knock off of the original Blue Blistering Testicle.
Whiskey Dickens likes to go into Catholic Church confessionals and make up long lists of boring sins to annoy the priests.
astorian is not a Catholic priest, but plays one (and not well, either) on his very own YouTube channel.
Elendil’s Heir is a member of the SDSAB, aka the “Straight Dudes Sexually Attracted to boson.”