Annie-Xmas sure knows how to put the “X” back into Christmas.
BBB’s act is actually quite clean.
Leo Bloom enjoys filling out subscription cards for Playboy in the names of local clergymen.
Sadly, astorian is the exact, polar opposite of…whatever “storian” is.
burpo the wonder mutt has seen CATS 999,999 times. In 9 different languages.
** Annie-Xmas**’s odd fixation on numerology has been commented upon exactly i times on the interwebs.
Blue Blistering Barnacle only communicates in the binary system.
Annie-Xmas is a crack shot with a staple gun, and goes on national tours exhibiting her abilities. I still have the forms she collated and stapled as a souvenir!
Due to brain damage sustained from overexposure to Internet forums, ** Whiskey Dickens** is unable to form long-term memories and must carry souvenirs everywhere.
BBB’s first choice for a username was Blue Blisters and Carbuncles but sadly that was already taken. He prefers if you refer to him by his preferred abbreviation, “BBC”.
Whiskey Dickens is this close to building the world’s first functioning teleporter. So far he has two cans and a string and he’s trying to figure out the engineering from there.
You can see Intergalactic Gladiator front his fiddle and drum band, Two Cans & a String next February, at the SuperBowl pre-pre-game show.
BBB’s twin brother went into dermatology and briefly had an account here as Silver Soothing Spelaeogriphacea.
Elendil’s Heir was nicknamed “The Ball Polisher” in high school.
Partly because he worked the ball polisher at the bowling alley, and partly because he firmly believed all bowling balls should be Polish. Not a real firm grasp of how nationality, or the English language worked.
Whiskey Dickens writes paperback romance novels under the nom de plume “Pearl du Fromage.”
astorian yearns for the day when waldorfian, whoever he or she may be, joins the Straight Dope at last.
** Elendil’s Heir** jiggered the will.
Blue Blistering Barnacle only knows that because he blackmailed the mean old tycoon into giving him everything in the first will.
Elendil’s Heir sleeps in pink footie pajamas with a life size sock monkey. How they both fit in the pajamas, I will never know.
(I thought I killed this thread ages ago.)
slightly askew is the nephew, eight times removed, of late actor Luke Askew. The family name is actually Askance.