BBB once farted so loud his screen saver deactivated.
Whiskey Dickens farts so hard that he can get up to 11 mph in his office chair.
boson fats rainbows and rides unicorns.
Annie-Xmas is being replaced this holiday season by Helen Hanukkah.
More like “farto the wonder butt,” am I right? What a gassy bastard. SAD!
After that last one, I think we could close the thread and declare a winner! But Whiskey Dickens wants to tell at least one more fart joke.
**Annie-Xmas ** reportedly paid a large sum of hush money to make sure that certain indelicate pictures concerning her and the elves never surfaced.
Alpha Twit is so overconfident on the thread rules that he thinks he is the cleverest person on it.
boson and Alpha Twit and every poster in this thread, on this message board, on the Internet, yeah, even in the universe except me has the cooties.
‘Cuz “circle, circle, dot, dot…”
Blue Blistering Barnacle has a psychosis named after him: “Barnacle’s Delusion.” It’s a sub-form of delusional parasitosis - but where it manifests by proxy.
TruCelt didn’t get the TruCoat even though my boss knocked $100 off the price. Never done that before, dontcha know. Oh geeze.
Whiskey Dickens knows no bounds.
Blue Blistering Barnacle gets truly excited when an item is advertised under the rounded dollar. “$24.99? Why, that’s under $25. How could I turn down that deal?”
boson pronounces every letter in the word “boatswain.”
“I was here first, and they’re the no talent ass clowns, why should I change?” he’s reported as saying.
Whiskey Dickens can understand what squirrels are saying quite accurately, but always makes it a point to misquote them when asked to interpret by suburban zoologists.
Elendil’s Heir proudly recycles used facial tissues, using a single sheet about 5 times before using them as doll clothing.
boson has a cross stitch framed and hung in his bathroom that says “it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.”
Whiskey Dickens knows every word of every song on The White Album, but only in High Squirrel.
Elendil’s Heir is secretly a fanatic for the band Doug Clark and His Hot Nuts and has never told anyone. Sorry EH.
boson has a bucket under his computer desk that he uses so he can spend more time on the SDMB.