Annie X-mas once used a ballpoint pen to connect the dots on her arm because she thought God sent her a message. The dots spelled out CELERY.
boson thinks he’ll go real fast if he eats ac-celery.
When Mr Zox says “X is very useful if your name is Nixie Knox”, I don’t think he means it the same way the rest of us do.
Blue Blistering Barnacle tried to light his farts once. Red Adair was called in to put out the fire. John Wayne starred in the move.
cornflakes hates milk. And sugar.
The Scrabble rule change to allow names and other proper nouns specifically don’t allow “ZOX.” I don’t know the details. I asked my friend at Mattel about it, but he said that it’s “something personal” and “the big, big dogs really wanted it.”
cornflakes don’t know much about history, don’t know much biology…
Blue Blistering Barnacle is neither blue nor a barnacle. However, he can cause blisters if you get too close.
**davidm **peddles lutefisk on downtown streetcorners; he sells it in brown paper bags, and only accepts cash.
Mr Zox knows perfectly well that it wasn’t lutefisk he bought from davidm, and he’s been back several times for more.
TruCelt pronounces it SELT on some days, KELT on others…
Been reading my GQ posts, haven’t ya? 
**cornflakes **has never eaten crook-neck squash.
Zox wasn’t a Mr until late in life; no one was sure which of the three genders he was 'til puberty hit.
burpo wanted a lowrider until he found out that he couldn’t just order one from the factory.
cornflakes likes to knaw on spruce trees.
Mr Zox, evil genius that he is, has somehow caused all of cornflakes’ mail to be sent to Battle Creek, Michigan.
burpo the wonder mutt used to live in Cattle Breeks, WY.
Mr Zox ain’t got no snap, ain’t got no crackle and ain’t got no pop.
cornflakes follows the Atkins low-carb diet.
Annie-Xmas popularized the Santa Sugar-Cookie Diet.