Annie-Xmas does not believe Earth is a sphere. Nor does she think it’s flat. She is the founding member of Cubic Earth Society. Their motto: CES Yes!
boson once had sex with a person while inside a cardboard wedding cake. When their actions caused the cake to fall open at his parent’s 50th wedding anniversary party, he and his sex partner proceeded to finish their activity and then go-go dance in the nude.
THAT was a party nobody will ever forget!
Annie-Xmas took more than three dozen photos of the incident, which she looks at almost every night with the doors locked and the drapes pulled tightly shut.
** Elendil’s Heir**’s voyeurism has never been foiled by tightly shut drapes.
**Blue Blistering Barnacle ** always wears tightly shut underwear.
Annie-Xmas’s underwear has never been, as the gratefully satiated men of the Third Fleet will attest, tightly shut.
Elendil’s Heir is mentioned, in passing, in the Steele dossier.
Regards,
Shodan
According to a recent U.S. Treasury analysis, Shodan’s Regards are worth significantly more in Zimbabwean dollars than in Israeli shekels.
Elendil’s Heir has never responded to our requests for an interview about what happened on August 11, 2011.
Regards,
Shodan
Shodan is dying to know what happened on 8-11-11 because he was there but distracted surfing for Batman undies.
boson got his handle from drinking too much in a certain city in Massachusetts: “Thass ri’, mofo, I’m fum Bos’on! Pahk y’cah in y’butt…ZZZZZZZZZZ.”
burpo’s inability to form English sentences has nothing to do with a want of intelligence. He is, in fact, the result of a CIA experiment to clone the Assyrian king Ashurnasirpal II.
**burpo’**s first language is actually Akkadian.
Sefton paints with his feet because his hands are for beer and weed.
boson’s first words as a babe were, “Beer me!”
Blue Blistering Barnacle hates Spongebob Squarepants and will be boycotting this year’s Tony Awards.
Annie-Xmas loves Spongebob Squarepants and has rendered him many times using unconventional media. Her ten foot tall rendering of SpongeBob (proffering “crabby cakes”) made from liverwurst, Spam, and Limburger cheese would bring tears to your eyes (especially in the last weeks of the exhibition).
**Blue Blistering Barnacle ** made a sculpture of the characters from Frozen from frozen alcohol. It was great until all the neighborhood reindeer started licking it.
Annie-Xmas knows all about reindeer licking, but always dissolves in a fit of giggles when asked directly about them.
Elendil’s Heir is also quite familiar with reindeer licking, but had to stop due to issues with “hairy tongue syndrome”.
Blue Blistering Barnacle forgot the sunscreen again and is now Inflamed Pink Blistering Barnacle.