Blue Blistering Barnacle had for years been collecting century old railroad ties, rails and old rail cars. He hopes to recreate The Underground Railroad.
Boson tried to get a finder’s fee for introducing BBB to a salesman at The Boring Company. They just laughed and brandished what was almost certainly not a flamethrower.
TruCelt recently uncovered a conspiracy to replace all of the world’s billiard balls with wax paper, and lives in constant dread of cuestick-carrying thugs putting him/her in a side pocket somewhere.
Prof. Pepperwinkle makes a living posing for “Before” pictures.
boson rocks his soul in the boson of Abraham.
Annie-Xmas is signing up for the U.S. Space Force because she’s often been told she is a space cadet.
boson has always been all that he could be.
BBB has translated all of the Tintin comics into Urdu, Basque, Gaelic, Swahili, Xhosa and Sindarin, and recites them at length to unwilling, frightened children.
** Elendil’s Heir** had a bit part playing a waiter in episodes of “Seinfeld”, “The Sopranos”, and “Star Wars”.
Blue Blistering Barnacle sounds like why you should call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than four hours.
Crazy Canuck can receive letters that are addressed to him in name only–no street number, city or postal code required.
cornflakes is in fact mostly made of wheat and peanut sweepings.
(It’s true!)
Research labs have tested and proven that no rumors are able to stick to Nonsuch. The actual mechanism of irrumorability is not yet understood.
Cornflakes was once asked what he thought the meaning of life was. His response verbatim: Like, you know…like, it’s like get yours, ya know? And maybe like be nice.
boson put up the bear crossing sign on I-20 near Delphi as a joke, but the Louisiana Highway Department was wooshed and now maintains it.
cornflakes collects corn flakes, looking for two that are just alike. So far, no luck.
** Annie-Xmas** has five pseudonyms and holds three slots in the FBI’s ‘Ten Most Wanted’ list.
The other seven slots of the FBI’s ‘Ten Most Wanted’ list are taken up by relatives of Blue Blistering Barnacle: Azure Annoying Anthouse, Cobalt Coughing Cathouse, Denim Dryheaving Doghouse, Electricblue Exacting Egghouse, Federalblue Farting Fairhouse, Glaucousblue Galvanizing Ganghouse, Havanablue Heaving Henhouse, and Indigo Itching Igloo.
Annie-Xmas is being sued by the Hallmark people and may have to change her moniker due to its similarity to the title of their 346th holiday movie: “Any Christmas.”
They say Burpo’s mother was quite a bitch.