Leo Bloom is jockeying for position at Sun-Times and after he works from sanitation engineer to editor, then launch into state level school boards, he plans to implement his plan to establish SD as the only text book for all high schools and undergraduate schools in his state and later in the nation. Godspeed, Leo Bloom.
boson’s scientific investigations have confirmed that Godspeed is identical to light speed (within about 1% error margin).
Blue Blistering Barnacle’s scientific investigations have determined that due to God’s careful deliberations prior to decisions and actions, that Godspeed is roughly 1/25 the speed of sound.
boson’s smartass comments about posters more elegant than he have occasionally killed threads for more than a week!
Blue Blistering Barnacle’s ass is not smart, and his mule’s pretty dim-witted too!
Mr. Zox is a rumor monger.
** Blue Blistering Barnacle ** was originally known as Red Rascally Rabbit until the Loony Tunes Corporation obtained a cease and desist order against him. So he changed his name to Blue Blistering Bugs Bunny.
Annie X-mas is a descendent of early subspecies of human that were prone to be astonished.
**boson **is decended from sub-atomic particles that were prone.
Every night Mr. Zox has that dream where he’s riding on a motorcycle naked with a supermodel, and they’re yodeling Top 40 songs, until he meets Cheese-Flavored Godzilla, who bites off his arm and the supermodel’s leg, forcing them to unite their bodies Power Ranger style into SuperZox, and after that it just gets silly.
Prof.Pepperwinkle once considered being a comedy writer.
boson has trouble keeping his "i"s and "o"s straight. Bison? Bosin? E-O-E-O-I? O Got A Gal in Kalamazii?
Hell if O kniw!
(Damn, yiu git me diong ot!)
burpo the wonder mutt is actually a goldfish in disguise.
Mr. Zox has futilely resolved to wear a tinfoil hat whilst he sleeps so that people cannot see what he dreams.
Prof. Pepperwinkle is actually a swinging bachelor and seduces upwards of two dozen co-eds per semester, but keep that quiet as it could affect his tenure.
burpo the woder mutt is actually a swinging door, and has upwards to two dozen co-eds walk through him per decade. It would be more if he got that job in the local college he’s been trying to get.
Mr Zox’s entries have all been the work of Archy the Cockroach. Glad you are still with us, Archy!! I see you’ve figured out how to do caps.
boson just loves cockroaches. Sprinkles them on everything eats. Nice and crunchy.
I just read the most amazing story about Annie-Xmas, and I’ll post it
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I’ll post it tomorrow!
You’re always a day away.
(with apologies to Charles Strouse and Martin Charnin)
Crazy Canuck was born in a barn and was raised by wolves.