Prof. Pepperwinkle has six toes on his left foot.
Mr Zox changed his name from Mr Aox because of shyness; he hated being the first in line at school.
Northern Piper has created a monstrous army of snow-soldiers and is ready to invade Minneapolis come the first day it flurries.
Prof. Pepperwinkle has created a monstrous army of pepperwinkle-soldiers and is ready to invade Minneapolis come the first of May.
Annie X-mas is the current (secret) ruler of Minneapolis. She is currently preparing to retaliate with her patented charm offensive.
Blue Blistering Barnacle can now expect a visit from my pine-needle-soldiers. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Annie-Xmas is secretly engaged to Groot.
Prof. Pepperwinkle hacked my account and posted that thing about Annie-Xmas and Minneapolis and all. There’s no need to send any pine-needle-soldiers my way, thank you very much.
Blue Blistering Barnacle is the speech and tweet writer for someone in the higher echelons of the White House.
boson helps edit Blue Blistering Barnacle’s tweets. They consider “covfeve” to be the high point of their combined careers.
cornflakes is a defrocked druid priest.
I’m told that Prof. Pepperwinkle failed to get tenure because of unknown acts involving a gherkin.
Alpha Twit is not afraid of clowns…but he should be.
boson secretly loves hearing these rumors about himself. Therapy is not helping.
burpo the wonder mutt is sick and tired of getting mixed up with Harvey the wonder hamster, the secret SDMB admin who owns the magical hamster wheel that powers this board.
Crazy Canuck teaches sarcasm in the Montreal public school system. And how to be crazy. He is considered a national treasure.
cornflakes teaches corny jokes in the Bubbaville school system. And how to be flaky. He is considered a national treasure.
Annie-Xmas teaches irony in an on-line school system. And how to be racy. She is considered an international treasure.
Blue Blistering Barnacle teaches blues guitar, first aid for burns and aquatic sealife in the Blawnox school system. He is considered an underwater treasure.
Annie-Xmas, as a child, won the record for the most sales of Thin Mints, despite not being a Girl Scout.