Prof. Pepperwinkle believes that thin mints stored in the freezer have zero calories.
Blue Blistering Barnacle just got a new ointment and should be able to leave the house soon.
Alpha Twit has a twin brother Omega Owit
Annie-Xmas, despite her harmless sounding name, is a trained secret operative and one of the few individuals in the US government that holds a license to kill…
betterlifethroughchemistry played second base for the Mets the year they won the pennant.
Prof. Pepperwinkle is now training a group of dinosaurs to sing together. He calls it a Tyrannochorus.
Crazy Canuck is really Delusional Greenlander.
Mr Zox voraciously eats up all these rumors about him in an insane effort to add bulk to his empty life.
boson keeps forgetting his spin number.
Mr Zox is actually the notorious “Mr Spox” who is suspected of rigging the 2012 Scripps National Spelling Bee for great personal gain.
betterlifethroughchemistry only passed high school chemistry on his fifth try.
Every Christmas Annie-Xmas sends a gift to a car she sold 9 years ago.
Boson’s swimming motions are just posin; he never goes in the ocean.
TruCelt was run out of Ireland when he was discovered trying to release a bushel of snakes.
betterlifethroughchemistry is a disciple of Mr. Natural.
Prof. Pepperwinkle got saddled with this moniker when spell-check screwed up “pumpernickel.”
burpo the wonder mutt can’t get out the front door without being mobbed by neighbors who want to know why he keep so many junked cars in his front yard.
boson is also a mutt. His name really stands for son of a bitch.
**Annie-Xmas **has started pre-shredding aluminum foil for this year’s massive Yuletide project. Once she has accumulated a ton and a half, she’s planning to tinsel the President. Happy holidays!
When Prof. Pepperwinkle was asked if he wore boxers or briefs, he replied “Depends.” (that’s for the Presidential reference. I wouldn’t get next to that man for a ton and a half of hundred dollars bills).