Don’t be like the last dude who asked Annie-Xmas to deliver his Christmas gifts “commando”. She rappelled off the roof, swung through the bay window, and shot him in the face!
Blue Blistering Barnacle once had tickets to Let’s Make a Deal, forgot to dress in costume, and frequently caught the attention of the cameramen by sitting still.
boson once tried out for Jeopardy, where he started his every answer with the phrase “Ya think it is?” He was disqualified.
Annie-Xmas once appeared on The Price Is Right where, asked to name the price of a box of Kraft macaroni and cheese, she panicked and blurted out, “The blood of the workers!”
Nonsuch is Vice-Lord of the Entertainments in the subterranean kingdom of Quism, and is treated as a god by the goblins.
Prof. Pepperwinkle introduced geoducks to the goblins of Quism. The goblins were so grateful they dubbed him The Honorable Prof. King Ducky.
boson was kicked out by the goblins of the subterranean kingdom of Quism for nonconformity, and is now forced to live amongst us “upperlings”.
BBBarnacle has been insufferable since he found out that the barnacle has the largest penis relative to body size of any animal in the world.
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Leo Bloom is hung like a Southern Right Whale.
BBBarnacle tried to find out how I was hung.
Alpha Twit doesn’t know the difference between hung and hanged.
Regallag the Axe’s business went under when his new instant, just add hot water meal “Cup-O-Haggis” didn’t sell.
Alpha Twit won’t eat vegetables because he knows that all insects and critters that live in the ground defecate and urinate every single day. Such a twit.
All the water in boson’s body was previously dinosaur pee. giggle, giggle
Blue Blistering Barnacle is the second of three children, right between Amber Amazing Armadillo and Caramel Cackling Capybara.
Regallag_The_Axe studies books as a hobby. He does so by staring at racks in public libraries.
All the tissue in boson’s body was previously dinosaur poop.* giggle, giggle*
All the tissue in Christmas gifts wrapped by Annie-Xmas was previously in rolls from public restrooms.
BBB can’t decide between Charmin, Scott, and Northern quilted, and just gave up on the whole idea.
Leo Bloom believes that at any given time, the urge to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away, a whim away…