Crazy Canuck has ice cold maple syrup in his veins.
Blue Blistering Barnacle is seriously considering changing his moniker to Calamine Lotion Barnacle.
They used to say Gummo was the least famous of the brothers, but they don’t even remember to countburpo’s cameos.
Leo Bloom has never met a woman named Molly. He is in love, however, with a person of indeterminate sex, Jamie Joyce Ulysses.
Annie-Xmas votes religiously. Which means she only goes out to vote on occasional Sundays, every now and then, to keep up appearances. She wonders why people complain about the lines.
Blue Blistering Barnacle got caught with contraband in his car. When police asked him about it, BBB said “ To tell the truth, it was left by a robot at the manufacturing plant. Honest.“
Although boson plays fiddle in a contra band, he knows next to nothing about contra dancing.
After getting into a fight in a tavern, Blue Blistering Barnacle had some blue, blistering bar knuckles.
Annie X-mas spends all of her days hanging out at City Hall and at crime scenes trying to photo-bomb news photos. That’s so so sad.
boson is doing kegels as he is reading this…HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!
boson frequently takes to his device in the middle of the night to overshare- very presidential!
*Blue Blistering Barnacle is so dull, nobody has made up a rumor about him in two weeks.
Annie-Xmas comes down the chimney on Christmas Eve, and puts brand-new shoelaces in everyone’s shoes, before escaping back up the chimney.
Many People believe that Kenobi 65 is a Star Wars fan, while the name is just a coincidence. He has, in fact, never watched a single Star Wars movie except for Solo, and he only went into that theater because he thought it was a documentary about his favorite women’s soccer goalkeeper. He has, however, watched each and every episode of Star Trek TNG about three times.
When creating their user name, Go_Arachnid_Laser took spiders “with fricking laser beams on their heads” and “turned it up to eleven” by the simple application of an exciting 2-letter verb.
Little did they know that they also stole my (copyrighted) cheer for that scrappy high school team, the Springfield Arachnoid Lasers.
Go Arachnoid Lasers!
Blue Blistering Barnacle spends his time on Drink Name Generator and concocting comical cocktails to amuse himself. Nightly coldcocked.
Boson coined the word ‘tachyon’, and lives on royalties from Star Trek episodes which use the term.
Blue Blistering Barnacle resurrected “Make up a rumor…” because he feels incomplete unless he can insult someone.
Boson refuses to gossip.
Blue Blistering Barnacle once recorded a children’s album “Blistering Barnacle Blues.”
It did not sell one single copy.