Annie-Xmas will not send out a single Valentine’s Day card this year and hasn’t done so since the second grade.
boson has not been seen with higgs for quite some time, but never signed the papers. So they’re still officially, well, you know.
4d3fect’s four defects are:
- Has four nipples and calls them “udders.”
- Unable to distinguish the taste of peanut butter from the taste of marmalade.
- Can’t sing a high C note.
- Inability to spell “defect.”
Bibliothecarius is really just Bibliocurious, but doesn’t want anyone to know.
slightly askew is as straight arrow as they come. I salute him.
Boson kills threads for a living.
Slightly askew doesn’t know when to quit. It’s so annoying.
boson claims that, when he goes out in the sun, he gets b.o. so bad that he has to stay inside on the computer.
Annie-Xmas is a computer. Her first gig was doing computer voice work for Star Trek. After a successful television and movie career, she really hit it big in video games (for example, voicing GLADOS in the Portal series. She is now semi-retired, only doing PA announcements in public buildings and hospitals, currently best known for such classics as “Work is being done on the fire alarm system…”
Blue Blistering Barnacle was cut from SpongeBob SquarePants even before the pilot aired. Scared the kiddies.
**slightly askew ** has an extremely soft sneeze, called the “slightly achoo.”
Annie-Xmas gives men the benefit of the doubt when they deny making sexist remarks.
boson hardly ever drinks hard liquor before breakfast.
In Mexico, Rapt3r found what he thought was an ancient artifact. Rapt3r went around for weeks telling everyone about this earth-shattering Mayan dildo discovery. Finally, someone stopped laughing long enough to point out it was only a petrified banana.
Darkon has been know to have a petrified banana (I deny that is a sexist remark)
Annie-Xmas is denial about her banana habit.
boson is a Banana Hobbit.
Annie-Xmas is in denial about her hobbit habit.
Darkon promises to leave the light off for you.
Annie-Xmas is in denial about her nun habit.