We’re all in denial about Darkon’s habit of cross dressing as a nun, because there are some thoughts just to horrible to entertain.
Slow Moving Vehicle has caused 64 traffic accidents.
Darkon’s wife prefers “snuggling” with the lights off and she swears the next time he comes into the bedroom bellowing, “You got your dark on?” there will be hell to pay.
burpo the wonder mutt patronizes the same Florida spa where Robert Kraft was arrested; but instead of a handy, he slips the masseuse an extra $100.00 for a “really bitchin’ foot rub”.
busted
burpo the wonder mutt used to be called barfo the wonder mutt, but after years of treatment his bulimia is finally under control.
Darkon changed his name in high school from Darkov, after inventing “The Clapper”. It didn’t help. The other kids just switched from calling him “Dork-off” to “Dork-on”.
Blue Blistering Barnacle skips down the hall singing “I’m Henry the Eighth, I am” when no one is watching.
boson originally tried to register on these boards with the name sonofab. The mods would not allow it.
Annie-Xmas just can’t get into the spirit of St. Patty’s Day.
Beckdawrek rarely giggles or pees her pants.
Annie-Xmas giggles and pees other people’s pants.
I saw Slow Moving Vehicle with pee and giggles coming out the window.
The unreleased portions of the Mueller report detail the murky connections between Jared Kushner, Vladimir Putin and the powerful Arkansas mob; Beckdawrek’s name comes up frequently, as a mid-level capo and enforcer.
Slow Moving Vehicle is a capo and enforcer for the Democratic Party charged with getting everyone in the Trump administration to resign. Yet, he hasn’t had to lift a finger to this day.
boson would never lift a finger …
Blue Blistering Barnacle has never flipped the blue, blistering bird.
The way I hear it is that “Annie-Xmas” isn’t just some random user name. Santa was in the process of leaving gifts when Annie’s mother surprised him with “milk and cookies”, but the “milk” was in fact heavily spiked egg nog. A few glasses later and, well … that’s how we got “Annie-Xmas”.
Ironically enough, Jasmine smells bewitchingly of gardenias.
Slow Moving Vehicle loves beeping his horn at slower old ladies on walkers.