Beckdawreck’s favorite euphemism is “beeping his horn”.
Blue Blistering Barnacle beeps his horn in his sleep.
Boson is peeping in people’s windows at night listening for “beeps” for S&Gs.
Beckdawrek spends her vacations in the Bahamas looking for her namesake on the ocean floor. Pirate gold!
burpo the wonder mutt was almost signed to endorse Ken-L-Rations dog food, but the company chose at the last minute to use Ken Jennings of Jeopardy fame instead.
The name of the avaricious colonizer above me is an anagram for “Annex Siam”, because she really wants a Siamese kitten and will only buy one made in the good ol’ U.S. of A.
What is Covfefe doing under Annie-Xmas, anyway?
Blue Blistering Barnacle loves potato peel pie.
But only if made with sweet potato peels.
Mr. Zox is an extraterrestrial and has become a sweet potato fiend. Doesn’t want to go back.
boson hates sweets so much he won’t eat sweet potatoes. Or watch Bones.
Every December 17, Annie-Xmas gets stinkin’ and spraypaints obscene graffiti over any Christmas decorations she can find, a ritual she calls “putting the ‘X’ back in Xmas.”
Slow Moving Vehicle has taken six-and-a-half weeks to get 2/3 of the way out of that damned parking space. Soon, it’ll be Xmas again and s/he will just pull back in to go holiday shopping.
burpo the wonder mutt has to bump this thread the first of every month
Unlike her forkloric namesake Annie Christmas, Annie-Xmas does not have a six foot-long necklace with a bead for every finger she’s broken, eye she’s gouged out, or ear she’s chewed off. Annie-Xmas’ necklace is only 4’7 long.
Slow Moving Vehicle, on 4-13-19, made a statement about Christmas that scared the hell out of other posters and almost killed this most remarkable thread game. He tried to strike the fear of God in us. But 2 ½ weeks later we see he failed.
boson hates tea so much he will not attend any Boston tea party.
Annie-Xmas will not be attending the Royal Christening.
Burger King is now selling the Pissed Meal, Blue Meal, Salty Meal, YAAAS Meal and DGAF Meal thanks to inspiration from Blue Blistering Barnacle.
Covfefe is petitioning the royal family to be a godparent.
boson is petitioning our current President to become his heir.