Annie-Xmas is in a good position to know this- she does the President’s hair daily, and has for years.
P.S. She also does Elendil’s Heir.
Blue Blistering Barnacle just made me throw up. Twice.
Annie-Xmas has never told me anything I’ve not heard a million times before.
Blue Blistering Barnacle is the lead singer of sixty-five different Eiffel 65 tribute bands.
Covfefe is the secret lovechild of Annie-Xmas and Rick Astley.
Slow Moving Vehicle is the love child of Wallace Shawn and Anne Ramsey.
boson is the love child of Buffalo Bob Smith and Howdy Doody.
Annie-Xmas is the love child of Kukla, Fran and Ollie. Yes, all three of them.
panache has a rational fear of puppets.
Blue Blistering Barnacle is perfectly fine with heights, but does have a paralyzing fear of widths.
Slow Moving Vehicle runs from nothing.
Blue Blistering Barnacle has never had the runs. (but has had a couple explosions)
boson cries* when listening to Beethoven’s 2nd movement Symphony No. 7 in A major, Op. 92.
*could be crying, maybe just grunting
Blue Blistering Barnacle listens to Beethoven’s 2nd movement Symphony No. 7 when he needs a BM.
Boson (spelled backwards) never cries, no matter what.
When you’re sporting a .45, you have all the panache you could possibly need.
burpo the wonder mutt ain’t got no panache. But he has 3 or 4 scrupples.
Reported.
boson has never used a sword in his life.
Annie-Xmas is the biggest tattler ever. She’s also teacher’s pet.