Make up a rumour about the above user

Blue Blistering Barnacle is in fact a light shade of teal.

Nonsuch wears No Nonsense pantyhose

Annie-Xmas is a big fan of nonsense.

I heard the REAL reasons the Blue Blistering Barnacle got his name. He talks until he’s blue in the face, and his talk is endless blistering criticisms of everything and everybody you can think of. When you are so sick and tired of it all that you want to get rid of him, he’s as tough to get rid of as a barnacle on the bottom of a ship!

Some people bring happiness where ever they go. Jasmine brings happiness when ever she goes.

boson brings a little light to each and everyone they meet.

Blue Blistering Barnacle brings a little blue light to each and everyone they meet. Hence the name “blue light district.”

Annie-Xmas lives in a “red and green light district.” Ho, ho, ho. Her apartment number is C9.

burpo the wonder mutt lives in a “black light district”, the better to show off his collection of velvet Elvis paintings.

Before Blue Blistering Barnacle decided on his Doper name, he considered the following:

Aqua Absessing Angelfish
Cobalt Crippling Crab
Denim Dangling Devilfish
Electricblue Emerging Eel

Before Annie-Xmas decided on her Doper name, she considered:
Anxious Annie, Anyone?
Annie Festivus
Annie ExPectorate

As the board’s biggest zoology nerd, boson gets so upset whenever anyone calls Bison bison a “buffalo”, that she chose “bison” as a username. Unfortunately, she can’t spell.

Slow Moving Vehicle is juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust about parked in that space; Christmas is right around the corner, you know.

** burpo the wonder mutt** likes a good scratch behind the ears, riiiiiight HERE!

Who’s a good dog? Who’s a good dog? Who’s a good dog!!!

Blue Blistering Barnacle has gone to the dogs, and is trying to take the rest of us along.

SCAdian likes to get sunburns. Loves to peel skin.