From fiction : Saint Dirisha, patron saint of close combat.
Female in spite of the typically male name, St. Chad is often depicted as pregnant or hanging in works of art. 
St. Edward of Zotti – patron of loyal sidekicks.
St. Peter Paul – patron of candymakers
St. Siliconus – patron of big boobs
St. Kia – patron of economy cars
St. Baalco – patron of performance-enhanced athletes
St. Postit – patron of quick reminders
St. Keith Richards: Patron Saint of Zombies
St. Prozac: Patroness of calm waters.
St. Vitus: Dancers.
St. Cecil Adams: Patron Saint of Fighting Ignorance.
St. Ginger Vitus: Sister of the famous St. Vitus, she is the patron saint of gum disease
St. Ripes: Patron of Army NCOs
San Itary: Spanish saint who is the patron of cleanliness and healthfulness
St. Rune: Patron of scattered messes
St. Rawman: Patron of false argumentation
And to inject a serious note, I hope you all are aware that the Cause (petition to canonize) for Mychal Judge, the gay Franciscan friar and F.D.N.Y. chaplain who was killed on 9.11.01 is actually progressing through the Congregation for Saints. Little progress in five years, though. (My wife and I were present at what we think was the *first *service anywhere which commemorated him as a saint, a private Franciscan celebration at Christ Episcopal Church in Raleigh.)
St. Alan Freed - patron of moondoggies everywhere.
St. Dobler–patron of the clubbed hand.
St. Jackson–patron of defense.
St. Manning–patron of offensive lines that can’t block
St. Peyton–patron of renewed hope
On what grounds? Is he the guy I saw die in the documentary 9/11?