From Intaglio:
Velcro Delight
From real life:
Iram Butts (always felt sorry for him, that name)
On my own hook:
Sal Amungundy
Ralph Hurley
Hugh G. Rection (and all the rest of the Rection family)
Randy Mattresthrasher
Dempsey Breaks
Talia Waat
I’ve seen this before somewhere. Hate to say it but… whut?
It’s the spectrum of colors.
Ah, thanks buddy for in lightening me.
For the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 episode “12 to the Moon,” they make up a list of alternate names for the tough and solid Captain, which never fails to crack me up:
Captain Cliff Beefpile
Sledge Riprock
Tank Concrete
Bronc Drywall
Stump Hugelarge
Chunk Pylon
Chunk Manmusk*
Captain Ron Codpiece
Sledge Fisthammer.
Clint Stompheader.
Captain Chuck Hardslab
Chunk Ironchest
** This is my favorite.* 
Once you’ve got the formula, though, you can go on and on with names like this forever, e.g.
Chin Rockledge
Burn Manley
Buck Thruster
Truck Rangerover
Rip Hardcastle
Belch Steamroller
Slab Meatstuffer
etc.
Celia Fate
Candice Hooker
Arthur Itis’s brother, Burt S.
Justice Once
Count D’Money
A couple of work-related ones:
Marcus Unread
Otto Data
The first is, of course, from Oulook; marking messages as unread. The second is from the name of our Auto Data folder.
Shanda Lear, heir to the Lear jet fortune.