Nenno, WI
Okay, I know… that’s cheating
Hominy Grits, Oklahoma
Sold to the Highest Bidder, NM
Zacklefax, Texas
Altitude Sickness, Colo.
Nobody Home, WY
Latency, Arkansas
Tugawilla, Alabama
Mercenary, Calif.
Trynfindit, Oregon
Kabooma, Nevada
Oilpatch, Louisiana
Gnarly, Tennessee
Real one: Slapout, Oklahoma
Vanderhalen, NY
Copyright Trap, MS
Noneshall Pass, CA
Shutin, NH
Tumescent, OR
La Cucarachas, AZ
Viagra, VA
Shinkick, ME
Vergas, TX
Blueballs, MT
Farthouse, WI
Tonyville, NJ
Amarilla Water, AZ
Silicone Valley, CA
Douchebag’s Quay, FL
Plasterville, NV
Dickstrum, MT
Tea And Sympathy, RI
Concrete, WA
Magma, WY
Obsidian, OR
Tasmanian Valley, CA
Croakers Gulch, UT
Sweetwillow, OH
Dead Goat Creek, CT
One of those is real.
Notre-Dame-des-Sept-Douleurs-d’Ipswitch, QC
Trickle Dingle, NL
Oompah, UT
Dildo, NF
Wet Beaver Creek, AZ
Intercourse, PA
Hygiene, CO
Toad Suck, AR
Nasty, England
Hot Coffee, MS
Ramsbottom, England
Oh, wait, you wanted fake names :smack:
Yes and you forgot
Clithero(e) Lancs. England
Or Clit Hero as we call it;)
Or the German band city, Oompah, PA
Spread Eagle, WI (exists)
Bumfuk, KN (not so much)
Shelbyville
Ogdenville
Capital City
I’m not sure what state they’re in, though.
Kitefliers’ Prairie, Saskatchewan (I had to mention kites sooner or later!)
Cat’s Bum, Arkansas
Lunatic, Washington (I’ve got to live somewhere!!)
Flipya Forit, Nevada
Beany and Cecil, California
Shorts, Bermuda
Why, Wyoming
Id, Idaho
Goose Amoose. Alaska
Moderation, Tennessee (We only drink in moderation!!)
Dingelbury, VT
Lusch Beach, CA
Maine, ME
Aztec, GA
Zofohomosassapopkalooskakeehatchee Springs, FL
Wurstburgh, PA
Platt’s Den, RI
Spit In The Holler, WV
Schuywinkel, NY
Nephilim Forge, Utah
Buckshot, NV
Piker’s Peak, CO
Peaker’s Pike, ID
Cooter Gulch, CA
Rumnuts, TN
Twin Cross, WI
New Paris, GA
North Bridge, NH
Topside, CA
If there’s a real Intercourse, Pa, why don’t we also have…
Kissentell, FL
Eatenada, WY
Sausagesmoke, OR
Isit, IN
BudSechsville, MS
I am absolutely writing a book about that place.
From my part of the world:
Little Farting on the Wibble
Horton Cum Studley
Upper Gruntington
(One of the above is real.)