Comment I made to a friend when people were discussing it as a Predator attack.
“Fox ticker: Osama Bin Laden (D-Afg) was killed today in a missile strike against an allied country in an undeclared, unconstitutional war by Barack Hussein Obama.”
Osama Bin Laden was buried at sea in accordance to Islamic tradition of burying a body within 24 hours of death. What I can’t believe is that his body left a ring around the Arabian Sea.
Osama’s last words: “Man, I just got my iphone 4, too! How did they find me?”
[Smirnoff]
In Pakistan, SEALs club YOU!
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Someone posted a link to thisrather awesome pic in another thread.
And one more:
I think Porky Pig said it best: “Abbottabad, Abbottabad, that’s all, folks!”
This one was pretty good: http://www.yasrsly.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/obama-speech-he-is-dead-gif.gif
Obama has released a video confirming he was indeed killed and buried at sea. Also includes his cover of Tom Jones’ I Who Have Nothing.
Pssst. See post 4.
“Osama? Obama sends his regards.” BANG!
I already posted mine:
What does it mean when Osama bin Laden sticks his head out above ground?
We get four more years of Barack Obama.
Good one!
These two are hilarious.
OK, this is the latest image I’ve found, and it’s to awesome not to post:
President Obama, did you mean to pre-empt Celebrity Apprentice …
This one has been going around for a while, but has renewed relevance now:
Too bad. I heard he has experience with double tap.
I don’t have a joke of my own, but I’ve been looking forward to tonight’s episodes of The Daily Show and Colbert Report almost since I heard bin Laden was dead. I look forward to a teary speech from Stewart, and Colbert hogging the credit.
It’s really too bad there wasn’t a volleyball court in his back yard, it isn’t like theres a shortage of sand there.
The U.S. agreed to treat his body in proper and strict observance of Islamic fundamentalist teachings on bodies, meaning his clitoris was removed before being thrown to the fishes. (It wasn’t easy to find it either.)
