Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wereseals.
Wereseals who?
We’re SEALS, and you’re dead.
There are no such rules so far as I know.
I learned of Osama’s death while playing WoW. Paraphrasing from the trade chat…
*Player01: Osama bin Laden is dead!
Player02: He wuz ganked. LOL.
Player03: Guess he shouldn’t have flagged himself for PVP…*
haha! You too, huh? I heard it in guild chat.
Sorry, no jokes offhand, but I had to say: I’m not a big Obama fan, but that last picture from **Hal Briston **made me grin. 
i heard US soldiers busted debinhams first… somebody told them ‘Bed Linin’ was on the 3rd floor
What was the last thing to go through bin Laden’s mind?
A 5.56 NATO round.
What was bin Laden’s biggest regret?
That the 22nd Amendment was never repealed.
I registered just to say this:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
Thank you.
OK, here’s another link, it’s from Fark.com because the actual Youtube video wants a login to prove age over 18, so keep it away from the kids, but it is just an awesome use of that Taiwanese CGI news visualizer:
The US did say the body was washed, after all.
Can you explain this one to me? I had an English friend make a similar joke on facebook, but, not being English, I have no idea what it means.
Bin = trashcan
Bank Holiday = no trash pickup
“Bank holiday” in the UK means basically the same thing as “National holiday” in the US: It might or might not be a day of celebration, but most folks will have off work. I’m guessing here that “bin” is “dustbin”, or trashcan. I.e., trash collection is delayed on holidays, because the garbage collectors have the day off, so nobody bothers to take out the trash on those days.
"The good news in, even in Hell we have seventy-two virgins waiting for you! Because that’s just the sort of customer service we provide.
Whadaya mean, you only wanted female virgins?"
(He should have specified).
I want someone to sync up some classic bin Laden videos with “Still Alive” (by Jonathan Coulton; the end song from Portal).
Trump’s statement: “I’m feeling especially proud of myself today, I’ve accomplished something extremely important. Had Obama not used me as a decoy the word would have gotten to bin Laden that he was coming for him, but instead Obama was so fixated on watching the roast of me and so scared that I would become president and find him that he let his guard down and BLAM! Now he’s dead. You’re welcome.”
OBL got some good news, some better news, some bad news and some very bad news when he got to hell
Good news he got his 72 virgins
Better news all of them are very horny
Bad news all of them weigh over 300lbs.
Very bad news they are all names Bubba.
Good News: Osama is dead and his body thrown into the sea
Better News: Obama has ordered Westboro Baptist to go picket the funeral
Outstanding!
Crowd Celebrating in front of white house: " Obama! Obama! Obama!"
Tourist: " Aint that the guy were looking for?"
Crowd Celebrating in front of white house: " Obama! Obama! Obama!"
Tourist: " Oh they shot him?"
Tourist : “Osama!, Osama!, Osama!”
Crowd Celebrating in front of white house: (Silence,heads turn to tourist)
Tourist: Oh say ma name say ma name…when no one is around you…say baby i love you…!!!
The Daily Show’s headlines on bin Laden were “Bye Bye Beardie” and “Death to Douchey.” Jon Stewart was more vindictive than I expected. I thought the best quote was something like “It’s possible they will try to attack us. You know who won’t see it? Bin Laden, because we shot his eyes out and he now lives in a pineapple under the sea.”