They forgot the caption. “Yo, George, I’m real happy for ya, I’m’a let you finish, but Osama bin Laden was one of the best executions of all time. OF ALL TIME!”
It’s [del]a Kenyan[/del] an American Message
What’s the message?
Bin there, done that, got the Laden!
Cliff Richard is producing a new song titled…“we’re all going on Osama holiday”
I’ve decided to make a movie where i repeatedly kill and then resurrect bin laden. I’m guna call it . "Recycling Bin’’.
The Taiwanese trumped you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiDyrkU0WAQ
Fine. I’m old.
Who exactly is that, now?
The google earth bit at the end amused me.
Here is my entry - sung to the tune of American Woman
It doesn’t violate Board rules, since I penned it.
If any of you want to actually sing and record it on youtube, you can IF I get credit. PM me.
(With major apologies to the Guess Who)
Osama Bin Laden – Your ass is dead, Osama Bin Laden – Shot in the head
We sent the Navy Seals to your door, the world won’t see your face No more
We had more important things to do than spend 10 years time trying to find you.
Bin Laden –The world is free-ee , Osama Bin Laden – You’re in the se-ea
Osama Bin Laden – Your ass is dead, Osama Bin Laden – Shot in the head
We sent the Navy Seals to your door, We’re not gonna see your shadow No more
Your propaganda hypnotized, Now no one else will hear your lies
Bin Laden Is gone away, Osama Bin Laden You had to pay-ay
Osama Bin Laden – You couldn’t get away, Osama Bin Laden – You finally pa-aid.
We sent the Navy Seals to your door, We’re not gonna see your face No more
We don’t need your war machines
We don’t need your terror scenes
Your propaganda hypnotized, Now no one else will hear your lies
Bin Laden, Your body smel-els, Osama Bin Laden, Your soul’s in Hel-el
Dead, Didn’t get away, Didn’t get away
You’re dead dead dead
You’re dead Bin Laden
You’re dead Bin Laden
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
How about:
Abbottabada-bing!
Abbottabada-boom!
I should add, in a New York accent.
(Got the idea watching Stewart.)
My favourite joke is one that’s more funny in hindsight. During his Correspondents Dinner speech, Seth Meyers made a joke about bin Laden hiding on C-Span between 4 and 5 (he tells it better).
Obama’s got the biggest shit eating grin on his face at that point, like he’s thinking, “Boy, is that joke going to be outdated real fast.”
You americans might have killed him, but you weren’t able to prevent him from claiming a new hide and seek world record.
Antoine Dodson. He and his remix were an internet sensation for a while.
No, the world record is jointly held by Francisco Huron (Paraguy) and Don Roberts (England): 11 years, a months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27.4 seconds.
Pretty sure Amelia Earheart has the record at somewhere over 70 years…
Didn’t make the official record books though. There is a difference between going missing and Hide and Seek. Even if Osama’s time was over the record, I’m pretty sure the joint effort (Bush/Obama administrations) would have either disqualified them or reset the clock.
Pretty sure the word ‘joke’ appears in the thread title…
Thanks!
I said the same thing during his jokes about Abbottabad (which is named for a British guy - so it’s “Abbott City”). I was a little disappointed Stewart didn’t go there himself.