Yes, another Osama thread. I think this is the right forum.
If you were the SEAL Team Six guy who shot bin Laden, what would your line be?
My favorite such line from any movie is from the Matrix: “Dodge this.” But, that’s not all that relevant.
He was shot twice, so:
“This one is for the people in the North Tower.” blam
“This one is for the people in the South Tower.” blam
Although that seems too long. I think I’d go with this:
“You have the right to remain dead.”
“That’s how I deal with Brown Recluses”
“Give my regards to the virgins.” BLAM BLAM
To borrow from Peter Griffin, “I’ll have what she’s having.” Bam!
“Two for flinching”
Blam. Blam.
Jihad me at hello
Take a close look at this.
These are fantastic! The one above, though, made me burst out laughing.
“Boom boom, out go the lights”
I am just following orders.
NYC sends its regards.
Bang-bang. You’re dead.
“We are SEAL Team Six. You killed thousands of our citizens. Prepare to die”
Here’s a dispatch from the USA.
“By the way, I’m gay. And Muslim. And female.”
Keep a tight asshole!
Seal you later…okay I got nothing.
Signed, SEAL’d, Delivered.
I just imagine the distraught shooter in the helicopter on it’s way back to base, with the other members of his team trying to comfort him.
“My one chance to say something witty, and I blew it! Hello big nose? What was I thinking?”
Fill yore hand, you sonofabitch.
<Bang, Bang>
Dying ain’t much of a living, boy.