lol!
How about “Die, terrorist! Die! Heh heh, with a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero.”
“This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it’ll hurt me.”
“I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
“Payback’s a bitch, bitch.”
“Aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with Allah?”
“Allah giveth… and He just kept on giving, didn’t He?”
“Shalom, motherfucker!”
“America, fuck you!”
“Torah! Torah! Torah!”
*BANG BANG *
“I’ll give you one chance to surrender.”
“It’s just been revoked!”
Would you like fries with that?
Would you like to Supersize your Happy meal?
Stealing these from some awesome 80s action movies.
“Yippie ki yay mother fucker!”
“Hasta la vista, baby!”
“I’m not going to shoot you between the eyes… I’m going to shoot you between the balls!!!”
“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”
“You’re one ugly mother fucker!”
And two more:
“No, OBL, I expect you to die!”
"If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a ball!
“Give my regards to Hitler, asshole…”
“Do you know what happens to Osama Bin Laden when he gets shot in the head twice?”
bang bang
“The same thing that happens to everything else.”
I have to admit, I kind of like the ring of:
“Courtesy of the red, white, and blue!”
"Come on Osama, you gotta have an opinion. I mean, do you think God came down from heaven and stopped those bullets?
BAM!
“Aw man, I shot Osama in the face!”
God is great!
Say hello to my little friend.
delivered in a bad Cuban accent, of course, with gun pressed against my groinal region so that it protrudes like a phallus
Sung: “Oh, say can you” blam
“Hey! I have you on my Dead Pool!”
I know what I would have said.
Regards,
Shodan
So you’re saying killing ObL was part of the “gay agenda”? 
“*Eyes *to see you!” [/McBain]
Can’t believe someone already beat me to my other Simpsons reference: “DIE, BAD TERRORIST, DIE! Heh, with a dry, cool wit like that I could be an action hero.”