So wait, who was hiding in Abbotobad?
I still do not understand how Obama maintained his poker face during that dinner. You’d have no idea he is thinking about the upcoming raid, which he must have been.
You knew it was coming…
No, Who’s on first, What’s on second, and bin Laden’s in Hell. 
We’d have surely found him sooner if he’d instead chosen nearby Costelloville.
A picture of the courier who led the government to Bin Laden’s lair. 
Why did Osama cross the road?
'Cause it goes to Pakistan where they had a mansion waiting for him
How many Osamas does it take to change a light bulb?
None the Pakistanis gave him servants to do this for him
A priest, a rabbi and Osama walk into a bar, and the bartender says, I can’t serve Osama as he’s a Muslim so you go back to Pakistan and live in your mansion
So far this has been my favorite:
[del]1.Osama bin Laden[/del] 2.Waldo 3.Carmen Sandiego
Osama bin Laden sleeps with the fishes.
Whoa! A Great Real Estate Opportunity in Abottobad just opened up!
Gated compound! Fenced in property for more privacy! No bothersome phone or internet connections for even more privacy! Close to military academy and HQ for security! Trash burning permit! Tested helipad! Scenic views!
Red accent wall pattern in Wife 2 suite.
You know what one SEAL said to the other as they were taking the helicopter out of the compound?
“leave the gun, take the canolis.”
FTW!
Is Abottabad anywhere near Costellostan?
Rhythmdvl, it’s Ned Beatty as Otis, the bumbling assistant to Lex Luthor in the first (1970s) Superman movie. The first time we see Otis or Luthor, Luthor has sent Otis off on an errand, and a pair of detectives follow the utterly clueless Otis back* to Luthor’s comfortable lair in the middle of town.
*Well, most of the way back. :eek:
Wrong forum
Osama’s last IM: “…brb…someone’s at the door”
Heres another version (maybe the same thing? Maybe not?) Yours didnt work for me.