It’s a different version, but I do like the phrase “His compound was owned more than the Davidians.”
One of the surreal true moments is that his next door neighbor was tweeting it as it happened. Animation.
Another one that only brits might get.
Obama briefly but proudly addressed the top secret raid that killed bin Laden, public enemy Number 1. “I think we can all agree this is a good day for America,” he said. “Today we are reminded that as a nation there is nothing we can’t do.”
Bet you can’t put a Rowntree fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it…
Q: What do you call Osama bin Laden buried at sea?
A: Chum
Heh. Has no one thought of:
OBL - IM IN UR PAK HIDEOUT TAKIN U OUT - SEALS
In the White House cabinet room, the Secretary of Justice asked the President, “Should *habeas corpus * be invoked?” and the President slammed his hand down on the cabinet room table, and said, “No. I have spoken with the men and women who carried out this mission. They represent the American people. I speak for all Americans. I want burial at sea…”
I thought of another one:
Man eating breakfast: Bin Laden dead? Who-wha- when did this happen?
Man reading newspaper: Were you living in a cave for the last ten years?
Have you heard about the new drink called the “Bin Laden”? It is two shots with a splash of water.
National Geographic headline: ** Osama sleeps with fishes; fish looking for new place to sleep**.
Just came across this one What computer are you?
Can. Not. Wait.
Some part of my brain just hit “reset”.
I know I saw that, but damned if I can find it now.
Bravo!
[squee] I love those Hitler mashups.
It’s funny how the simple act New York Escort of seeing things on the screen makes New York Escorts some secrets harder to hide. I Escort was honestly shocked when the reveal about Cersei’s kids being all Lannisters was made in the books, but every non reader i watch Escorts with has already figured it out. Reading their description once or twice doesn’t make the same impression as seing their blonde heads constantly on screen.
Since he was buried at sea, does he get 72 mermaids? 
I heard that after killing Bin Laden they dumped him in the sea. Fucking idiots. Look how long it took to find Nemo.
Osama Bin Laden… Coming soon to a beach near you.
The awkward moment you realise Bin Laden has a tactical insertion…
Apparently Bin Laden had a multi-million price tag on his head. That must have been an expensive turban.
StarKist™ announces its Golden Nugget Giveaway!
Find the Golden Nugget in a can of StarKist™ Tuna and win a lifetime supply!*
*Golden Nugget is not actually made of gold. Golden Nugget may resemble a round from an M4 or AR-15. Do not eat Golden Nugget.
“I have some good news and some bad news, Mr. bin Laden. The good news is, you won’t have to worry about that long-term mortgage on your mansion. The bad news…”
Just saw a sign this morning: OSAMA BIN SWIMMING.
There’s an Attorney General, who heads the U.S. Department of Justice, but no Secretary of Justice.
And I’m afraid I don’t get this joke.
Probably. And like all mermaids, they positively HATE us airbreathing landwalkers.
ETA (should have multiquoted)
I rather doubt that Pak Protectors would have suffered OBL to live.