Habeus corpus sounds like something you do with a corpse.
**Do not taunt Happy Fun Nugget.
Considering he was a lecturer at the University of Chicago on constitutional law, etc., that sounds more like a repurposed Bush joke.
Osama the nasty despot
Had a very big compound.
And all the neighbors wondered
Why he never was around.
Everyone alive remembered
September 11th, that fatal day.
And they all wished that someone
Would blow Old Osama away.
Then one very good evening
Obama called to say
"Seals, it’s the right time today.
Blow Osama’s head away.
Then all the people were happy,
Smiling through all the tears.
We finally got Osama.
It only took us ten long years.
So apparently all Osama’s wives have now changed their Facebook status to “single”
Osama’s thoughts on hearing a helicopter outside his compound “I need this like I need a hole in the head.”
SEALS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Carnak the Magnificent: Osama bin Laden’s beard.
Ed McMahon: What’s black and white and red all over?
Did you know that before becoming a terrorist, bin Laden had a short career as a boxer?
He had a decent jab, but he couldn’t take a shot to the head.
Who squealed “SEAL!” from the bedroom?
Heidi Klum
I don’t get it…
Heidi Klum is married to Seal, the singer.
So my first response to the question (“Who squeeled SEAL from the bedroom?”) ultimately turning out to be wrong is funny? I still don’t get it…
Introducing the Osama Bin Laden cocktail: 2 shots and a splash of water.
NMAtv (Taiwan’s Next Media Animation) have finished their documentaries on OBL.
Life in suburbia. The BHO mask was a nice touch.
Is that John Lithgow up in the middle, in the back? 
Craigs List: ROOMATE WANTED!! Recently vacated room needs some TLC (carpet shampooing, wall cleaning/patching, ect…) Muslim family of 13 looking for a clean, non smoking male that is preferably NOT on the FBI Most Wanted list.
7-eleven, mini-marts, and several gas stations will be closed this week due to a death in the family…
When you want to get two bullets to the head why not call the very Best …Try Us , The Navy Seals , call 1-800-555- SEAL , Thats 1-800-555-SEAL , When you want to be killed like the cowardly dog you are why not go with the very best
Declan
great…jokes… (?)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Navy SEALS.
Navy SEALS, my eye.
Hitler reacts. (stupid ad included)