On Dateline NBC tonight they had a teaser for one of their upcoming features on the latest ‘miracle drug’. And I quote:
“Testosterone, now available in an easy-to-apply gel.”
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Make it a game.
You say: Testosterone: Now in an easy to apply gel!"
I say: Put it on a broomstick and pretend you’re in Plymouth!
THEN, I say: A guy walks into a bar and sees a blond sitting there with a maxi-pad in each armpit…
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So the doctor says, “I’m sure it does, Mr. Michael, but you’re supposed to use it EXTERNALLY.”
RTA that’s a good one! Any tips for cleaning single-malt scotch off of a computer monitor?
How about: “and it’s attractively packaged in designer colors”