Richard O’Brien might make for a good Doctor Octopus. He’s got a mad scientist vibe about him. Although if the Vulture ever makes it into a script, he’d be the ideal actor for the part.
I obviously misinterpreted that part of the OP.
It’s four dots, two of which flash on and off. They’re small, but on my less-than-gargantuan screen, I have no problem navigating the menus. The OP obviously did have problems, and I don’t discount his perspective, but my experience has been that they’re perfectly adequate.
“These… hobbits are a… virus…”
Esprix
If we need a former drag-queen…what about TIM CURRY?
I rented it from Blockbuster, which, of course, removes the booklets from rented disks, so you have no idea which scenes are which, or what is on each disk.
I had NO idea where the bloopers reel was, though I knew it was there. It’s in the “Goblin’s Lair” section of Disk 2. But it doesn’t tell you want the “Goblin’s Lair” is supposed to be - I only went into it because I had no idea where else the stuff could be.
I, too, was less than impressed with the whole package. Ah, well - I’ll still be buying it someday, as the movie is worth it.
Aw, shucks. You beat me to it. 
Let’s face facts, boys and girls: to date, most of the DVDs that have been released blow goats. They lack features, they can be difficult to navigate, and sometimes they’re not in widescreen format (what’s the point of getting a high quality picture and then settling for pan-and-scan?!?). When I get my hands on a DVD which has taken advantage of even some of the power of this medium, I’m thrilled to the point of overlooking some faults. I’ll even overlook spelling errors, which normally drive me nuts.
To date, I’d say about 1/4 of my DVD collection has what I’d consider to be an acceptable number of features and the proper ease of use. That’s not too good. However, the powers that be are improving all the time. I recommend you stay patient and wait for the “Super-Duper Special Cash-Grab Edition” version which will undoubtedly show up a month before Spiderman 2 hits the big screen if you want all the bells and whistles sans sloppy spelling, Kirsten Dunst commentary, and hard-to-see lights.
Let’s face facts, boys and girls: to date, most of the DVDs that have been released blow goats. They lack features, they can be difficult to navigate, and sometimes they’re not in widescreen format (what’s the point of getting a high quality picture and then settling for pan-and-scan?!?). When I get my hands on a DVD which has taken advantage of even some of the power of this medium, I’m thrilled to the point of overlooking some faults. I’ll even overlook spelling errors, which normally drive me nuts.
To date, I’d say about 1/4 of my DVD collection has what I’d consider to be an acceptable number of features and the proper ease of use. That’s not too good. However, the powers that be are improving all the time. I recommend you stay patient and wait for the “Super-Duper Special Cash-Grab Edition” version which will undoubtedly show up a month before Spiderman 2 hits the big screen if you want all the bells and whistles sans sloppy spelling, Kirsten Dunst commentary, and hard-to-see lights.
Oops. I hate double posts. My bad.
I didn’t see the bandonded building, but I did catch a few errors.
“Sceen” is used twice.
Spider-man’s witty banter “drives the bad guy’s nuts!”
Bruce Campbell is the only cast member in the film to have an action figure of himself with “a hainsaw for a hand.”
I did like that the final box read “'Nuff said,” a common Marvel line.