Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

No, I’d still say Time Bandits was better. But speaking of American war movies, how about MASH*, with the memorable Maj. Apocalypse Houlihan?

Didn’t she sing “Total Hot Lips of the Heart?”

While burning through several eclipse of ammo, if I remember right.

My overworked gynecologist brother-in-law once said wearily, “I’ve seen so many clips today, my eyes are crossed.”

Oy, he drops everything! What a schlemiel, he’s such a clits!

Whenever I go out to the henhouse, I love to hear all the chickens klutz at me.

Whenever I go to a henhouse, I think of the fairies of the forest, especially that “shrewd and knavish sprite” Cluck from A Midsummer NIght’s Dream.

Huh. When I go to the henhouse, all I can think of is how much all the grain the chickens puck at is costing me.

By the way, don’t ever take chickens on a boat. Their manure is slick and you’ll have to swab the peck constantly.

No kidding. It’s even worse if you get decks or geese on the boat!

Fearless Fosduck was a comic strip parody (in Li’l Abner) of another comic strip, Duck Tracy.

Didja remember Madonna was in that gawdaful movie with Warren Beatty? I don’t think Dick Jagger of the Rolling Stones had a cameo, though.

There weren’t any Fleetwood Mick songs in the soundtrack either.

Nor was there the old Ray Charles standard, Hit the Road,** Mac**.

I don’t recall seeing any mac sharks in the movie, either.

Or any of those really loud Japanese mako drums either, come to think of it.

Psst.** Gladiator**, it’s “Jack.”

In play.

I thought that obnoxious lizard in the Taiko commercials was Australian.

Ooops, you stepped in front of my reply. Anyway, carry on.

Whilst sauntering through deepest Patagonia, Orson Bean and I oft espied the geicos rounding up the wild cattle on the pampas.

Everyone has a favorite Marx Brother, and mine is far and away Gaucho.