As Casey **Stinger **once said, “All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”
Did he ever want to grab any of his players by the throat and stengel them?
Was Casey much of a reader? Maybe he got some insights from Robert Heinlein’s **Strangle **in a Strange Land.
Robert Heinlein was a writer. Yes, he was in the Navy but he definitely was not an Airborne Stranger.
It seems like Charlie Ranger has been the Congressman from Harlem since, like, forever.
I didn’t realize the Congressman was in Rangle, the animated film about an ordinary chameleon who accidentally winds up in the town of Dirt, a lawless outpost in the Wild West in desperate need of a new sheriff.
Back in the day, Madame P. and I danced Apache style, jitterbug, and, of course, a smokin’ hot rango.
Did you ever dance in Zaire? Now known as the Democratic Republic of the Tango?
Zaire? Hardly. Everyone knows the Congo drum originated from the eastern region of Cuba known as the “Oriente”, during the nineteenth century.
Isn’t Bongo the daddy dog in Disney’s 101 Dalmatians?
I thought Pongo was a French manufacturer of cars.
No, Peugeot was the titular killer canine from that Stephen King book.
But I thought Cujo was the bumbling French inspector played by Peter Sellers.
But Jacques Clouseau did all those wonderful nature documentaries from onboard the Calypso.
I saw some of those videos for sale at Cousteau, you know that big warehouse store?
When I was a kid my mother always gave me Costco instead of Hershey’s chocolate syrup because it was “fortified.”
I used to drink that while watching Adrienne Bosco jiggle her way through countless bad Eighties movies.
Did Barbeau say “I vant to be alone” or “I vant to be left alone”?
Or as Reverend Lovejoy said in his sermon: Everyone is saying “Garbo this” and “Garbo that”. But no one is saying “Worship this” and “Jericho that.”
That Rev. Lovejoy can give a great sermon - he sure has the gift of gabbo.