He made lots of enemies though - best dealt with by retiring to your castle wall and dropping things on them through the machiavellis. 
Who was the cartoon character who was always saying “Heavens to murderholes,” anyway? He didn’t have a castle, at least as far as I remember.
Do you suppose Snagglepuss plays **Murgatroyd **on his Android, or is he into platform games like that?
(Machicolations, but we’ve moved on now)
(Mine worked, though!: Murder hole - Wikipedia)
(Basically the same thing, but one’s a lot closer to “Machiavelli” as a word.)
Does he use a metroid to keep time as he plays the piano?
[Ah, and Megatroid is a best-selling Android app game, but…]
Aren’t they going to tear down the** Metronome** in Minnesota and build a new stadium?
Dunno. I wonder if Superman could fly in from Metrodome to fix it with his heat vision or something?
Provided he wasn’t too busy playing Metropolis, the game where you try to bankrupt all the opposition.
I have been happily married to the same woman for many years and am thus a longtime practitioner of Monopoly.
Every day it’s the same old, same old. If it wasn’t for the occasional zombie uprisings and alien invasions, I think I’d die of the monogamy.
Isn’t Monotony the name of a state just north of Wyoming and Idaho?
I bet Montana could kill you if it falls on you, that’s some heavy timber you’re talking about there.
And if it does I’ll bet you won’t be expressing any thanks, gratitude, admiration, praise, esteem, regards, respects or any of the other emotions attributed to the Hawaiian word “Mahogany.”
I hear the girls on Sex and the City are always going on and on about their Mahalo Blahnik shoes.
Aren’t they made cheaply in the Third World - probably Manolo in the Philippines or somewhere like that?
I like chocolate, but my grandson prefers manila.
I get really uncomfortable when little kids use words for parts of the female anatomy like labia, clitoris and vanilla.