Malapropagation 2012 -- Revenge of the Schtick

But I always enjoyed bulging-eyed Marney Feldman, especially in Young Frankenstein.

Remember that stand up comedian that turned his real-life hearing disability into a routine of uttering malaprops? Was his name Norm McDonald or Bing Crosby

You might want to take a look at the OP (original post) on p. 1 of this thread to see how it goes.

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Since I’m posting this late on New Year’s Eve, you can tell I’m probably not at a marty.

Even if you spend the holiday at home, you can still enjoy Parties, the artificially fruit-flavored tablet candy with the unique concave surface, also marketed in Canada under the brand name Rockets!

They were also favorites of pirates who were frequently heard to exclaim: “Ahoy me smarties! Arrrrrr!”

Nope, McDonald’s mascot Mayor Maties wasn’t a pirate, he was a giant anthropomorphic cheese burger.

The main character in Fibber McCheese and Molly, wasn’t a politician, just a regular guy with a penchant for tall stories.

Hey, all you Mouseketeers! It’s time for the McGee Mouse Club!

I don’t remember Mickey the Life cereal kid as ever being part of any mouse club.

He ran fast, though. It must be the shoes, like from Mikey.

I thought Hoopy was going for “hearties.”

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Not every Australian will say “Spike Lee!” when you surprise him or her.

It was what I was thinking of, but maties works pretty well anyway.

Continuing…

Maybe not, but a lot of Aussies play the bat and ball game that uses wickets called “crikey”.

Which, of course, reminds me of the Earps and the Gunfight at the Croquet Corral.

Valentine’s Day is coming up - perhaps I’ll give my dear wife a big OK of flowers.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a boquet
His wife named Nan
Ran off with a man
And as for the boquet, Nan tuk it.

The way everyone is messing up the words around here just buckets my mind!

I know. The way the posts go from ridiculous to sublime, from philosophical to silly, as fast as if someone had been flipping a boggle switch.

As the Delta Tau Chi’s from Animal House said after Dean Wermer informed them of their “Double Secret Probation”:

"Toggle! Toggle! Toggle!

Wasn’t Toga! Toga! Toga! a movie about Pearl Harbor?

I do believe that you are thinking about the children’s cartoon Tora the Explorer.